Epicmafia

im just waddlin here

over 6 years

just here being skelly as i usually am, because im SpookyNoodle, who is skelly.

Of course.

So now that you're here, what do you think? Isn't this a fun and unique thread to read? Why don't we take a minute just to drink it all in.

Ok, just here being Epicmafia User SpookyNoodle.

are u bored yet? Well, I don't know how to say this politely but you could literally just hit any button up there like " lobby " and go away from here the thread any old time you want. Like right now! You could have done it just then!

Now would also be an appropriate time to quit! Any one of these points, and so many many more, all of them are appropriate! I'm enjoying what seems to be an internal conflict going on where you are literally unable to act on your own desires to exit the thread, I'm going to try to make this as miserable as possible and we'll see how long you can maintain.

I will not write more here, but in the Comments of this thread.

You should be bored by now, i will also be the only person who can post here. Isn't that boring enough?

YellowPear

over 6 years

God soy, bon. Good soy

blood4bloodgod

over 6 years

boy ballsy has some big opinions here, who does he think he is - chaika?

Natacha

over 6 years

I think it's past your bed time !

meowmeulin

over 6 years

snoodle arms

SpookyNoodle

over 6 years

blood4bloodgod says

stfu ballsy

There is no point on insulting me blood4blood.

You do realize there's no change or that you are not mroe powerfull right? you have no reason for insulting me to find out what would happen. But it didn't even occur to me, because literally, your insult, is of absolutely no significance to the thread, whatsoever. I never would've thought to mention someone insulting me .

Maybe to you, this is somehow its own branching path. Maybe, when you go talk about this with your friends, youll say that you're so badass.

You're fat and ugly, and really, really stupid. You have numbers in your username that's how stupid you is. That, or you buy epicmafia tokens with drug money. Also, you are addicted to drugs and hookers.

SpookyNoodle

over 6 years

You are treating me as if i was insane?

Well me is not, because me is spookynoodle, and i am sane enough to be spooky.

I'm not your enemy, really, I'm not. I realize that investing your trust in someone else can be difficult, but the fact is that the thread has been about nothing but you, all this time.

blood4bloodgod

over 6 years

stfu ballsy

Volley

over 6 years

are you okay

1-800-273-8255

call this if u need help

SpookyNoodle

over 6 years

did i say im waddlin here cuz we're waddlin here haha im spookynoodle of course

SpookyNoodle

over 6 years

woow, look at me.

just the spookynoodle.

i sure am really spooky

SpookyNoodle

over 6 years

Oh, now think about it, will it be worth it for you to exit , and then come BACK here, just to have fun? Clearly this whole gag takes some time, what if something changes! How long will you spend in total just to have read all of this !

And wait!

Or - oh this is rich! - perhaps you already left and now you're coming back! So, what do you think, is this thread better than last time you were here??

SpookyNoodle

over 6 years

Perhaps you never would even have thought of it if I hadn't brought up the issue in the first place!

SpookyNoodle

over 6 years

But now here comes the real question: what do you think would have happened if you had stopped and exited the thread? Do you think it would have been particularly different? That you would have done some fun thing like something cool that happened in a game you entered?

Maybe you could meet a new friend! You can leave the thread now if you want. You may be missing on some cool person.

Meanwhile, i can just be here.

Bein' old spooky noodle.