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The State of the WOKEN Address

about 7 years

We, the WOKEN Ones, of 'Justice Under Dictators And Scum' have come to understand that there are some, even within our own Church who do not understand our purpose.

We would like to make a public statement on behalf of all WOKEN Warriors, stating once and for all that you do not question the lord, your Ja'al. We are the special operations unit of the Holy Church of Jamal for a reason. It is HIS will. Thou shalt not question HIS will.

The WOKEN Warriors, lead by the First WOKEN, WOKEN Plissken, the WOKEN Warlord and his lovely WOKEN wife, the Primal WOKEN Woman, WOKEN zoella, shall... DELETE! all who oppose the Church.

This is not about your feelings. This is not for you to think. You are not required to think. Ja'al does that for you. HE is the way and you will either... WALK WITH JAMAL! ...or be DELETED! It is really that simple.

We do not condone the questioning of Ja'al or HIS will or any part of HIS Divine Kingdom. We look down upon those who do. They shall be tested so that the fabric of loyalty is not tainted. Be warned. Anyone who is not loyal to the Church will be dealt with. This is a lethal threat upon your souls! We have done it in the past and we shall do it again!

On behalf of the WOKEN Warriors, we are justice! In the name of Ja'al! We are never BROKEN... We are forever WOKEN! And The Fallen Angel of the Epic of The Greatest Day, WOKEN Plissken, HIS chosen personal instrument of PUNISHMENT is carrying out the will of the lord, your Ja'al.

Summer will be a time of the three grand happenings. There is still time for you to REPENT! Choose your side, there are no fence-sitters.

PREPARE!! The coming Uprizzle approaches... The Great War is coming... Judgement Day is upon us... in the form of Final DELETION!! And it all starts... June 30th.

What happens to your immortal soul is on you. Which side will you choose?

about 7 years
wtf ivana
about 7 years
The Holy Church of Jamal is a sanctuary for all and a community for all.
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Stand Tall With Jamal.
about 7 years
how are u mod
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Eat A Tide Laundry Pod Bitch
about 7 years
didn't uprizzle throw a copyright strike against the use of his name? time to call in the Epicmafia legal team.
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Mertens says

too long didn't read lol


Lazy, huh? Can not bother to be WOKEN, can not bother to read, is that worth DELETION? Obviously not. Repent now and walk with Ja'al or be deleted.
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those who are complaining about The List of DELETION can read this!!!!!!
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what? I can't see whatever bs you wrote over this BLESSED AUTOHIDER by nearbeer
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too long didn't read lol