I have a couple words.
this shall die.
you werent invited, get out
As the war wages on, a few affluent friends are celebrating the wedding of two well-established players: baabaa and jingahegami.
Reporting live at the scene, a pair of penguins lower the stage to release little penguin junior.
Mama penguin said, "Be careful junior! The Ukrainians and Russian are waging a war. baabaa from Ukraine and jingahegami from Russia"
Papa penguin said, "Yes , youngling. Let's hope this is not another red wedding. Go along little penguin junior"
Little penguin junior enters and mingle with the guests
this is no longer a wedding this is a war
im wearing what sana's wearing but with 41 women on my arms.
i flex my d*ck and my pants rip
I clean the load with a very delicate cloth
The pizza is so sexy it makes me grow a pen*s. I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The pineapple and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds.
I see this man's beautifull and big body, i blush and timidly say " no this is the first time i came to baabaa's and jingamegami's wedding ". But there is something that really grabs my attention even more, a pineapple pizza on a table.
"this is unfortunate," i say, but i only half-mean it, considering i still have forty beautiful women on my arm. we laugh it off and order martinis for everyone
((oh her character died))
((no that isnt clean also voring isnt the same thing as eating fyi))
i follow yellow pear the bar and flirt with her. "hey girl" i lean my huge muscles onto the bar and i am so unbelievably strong that the bar almost breaks. "haha oops. anyway, come here often?"
Oleksandr Turchynovino and the two ukranian soldiers die of dehydration.
(am i allowed to eat baabaa again)
ɪ ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀsᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʀᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ɪf ʜᴇ ʜᴀd ᴀɴy ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ. ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴇxᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ fᴏʀ sᴇxy ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ʟᴀᴅy ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴛᴇᴀᴍs ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ʜᴀᴍ
I arrive with Herredy at the wedding, as soon as we get there Herry shouts "BENIS" at every guest, I just walk along until we find a seat.
i enter the same way i did last time. my muscles are still huge and my d*ck is too. the only difference is that the number of girls on my arm has now multiplied by 2, making that 40 ladies in total. they are all extremely beautiful, and i was named “sexiest man of the year” in at least 100 countries, making EVERYONE at the party feel incredibly inadequate.
of course i am wearing something nicer than either of the brides, a suit from gucci’s FW2017 collection. flora snake heritage jacket with detachable lapel ($4,100) and the matching linen 70s pant ($1,690), to be exact. obviously, my outfit is worth at least 10k when you count in shoes and accessories.
i flex, but before i do, i make sure to take off the jacket first as to not rip it. “Hello everyone,” i say.
* Comes in an helicopter along with two ukranian soldiers *
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴜᴋʀᴀɴɪᴀɴ ᴘʀᴇsɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴏʟᴇᴋsᴀɴᴅʀ ᴛᴜʀᴄʜʏɴᴏᴠɪɴᴏ. ᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴏᴘᴘʀᴇssᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʀᴜssɪᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀ ᴄɪᴛɪᴢᴇɴs ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴏʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ. ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ sᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴊ
