The pizza is so sexy it makes me grow a pen*s. I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The pineapple and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds.
I see this man's beautifull and big body, i blush and timidly say " no this is the first time i came to baabaa's and jingamegami's wedding ". But there is something that really grabs my attention even more, a pineapple pizza on a table.
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"this is unfortunate," i say, but i only half-mean it, considering i still have forty beautiful women on my arm. we laugh it off and order martinis for everyone
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((oh her character died))
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((no that isnt clean also voring isnt the same thing as eating fyi))
i follow yellow pear the bar and flirt with her. "hey girl" i lean my huge muscles onto the bar and i am so unbelievably strong that the bar almost breaks. "haha oops. anyway, come here often?"
I arrive with Herredy at the wedding, as soon as we get there Herry shouts "BENIS" at every guest, I just walk along until we find a seat.
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i enter the same way i did last time. my muscles are still huge and my d*ck is too. the only difference is that the number of girls on my arm has now multiplied by 2, making that 40 ladies in total. they are all extremely beautiful, and i was named “sexiest man of the year” in at least 100 countries, making EVERYONE at the party feel incredibly inadequate.
of course i am wearing something nicer than either of the brides, a suit from gucci’s FW2017 collection. flora snake heritage jacket with detachable lapel ($4,100) and the matching linen 70s pant ($1,690), to be exact. obviously, my outfit is worth at least 10k when you count in shoes and accessories.
i flex, but before i do, i make sure to take off the jacket first as to not rip it. “Hello everyone,” i say.
