>PUT YOU HANDS UP NOW, YOUNG MAN

>LISTEN CAREFULLY,FOLLOW EVERY WORD I SAY OR I WILL YOU SO HARD YOUR WIFE WILL FEEL IT

>CROSS YOUR LEFT LEG OVER YOUR RIGHT LEG OVER YOUR LEFT LEG

>PUT BOTH HANDS UP AND TO THE SIDE

>PUT BOTH SIDES DOWN

>UNCROSS YOUR KNEES

>CROSS YOUR TOES

>HOT CROSS BUNS

>NOW CRAWL FORWARD UNTIL YOU'RE ALL THE WAY BACKWARD--DID I SAY YOU COULD CRAWL? YES, I DIDN'T NOT SAY IT. SO CRAWL, , CRAWL.

>OKAY, NOW TOUCH YOUR NOSE

>SIMON DIDN'T SAY TOUCH YOUR NOSE

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>OKAY, NOW LISTEN, YOUNG MAN.

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