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EpicMafia's Most Eligible Bachelor

over 6 years

Hey bbys, its your girl, Rihanna <3

So, myself and the lovely Shoopie have decided to host a little competition! It's called EpicMafia's Most Eligible Bachelor? How will this work? Well through a long series of voting and competition, EpicMafia will be voting for which Sandbox user is the most eligible bachelor! That being said, we wanted to get this started by opening up the floor for nominations. Nominations are open from now until, December 10th, 2017 @ 8 PM EST. After that we will reveal more details on how the competition will proceed. You can only nominate male users. The Bachelorette competition will air sometime next year.

Good luck bbys, and happy nominating <3

over 6 years
I nominate idubbbz
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Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. Where are your fingers? Seriously. It's a pretty easy question. You should be able to answer it. But how do you know? How does anyone know anything?

You might say, well, I know where my fingers are. I'm looking right at them. Or, I can touch them, I can feel them, they're right here and that's good. Your senses are a great way to learn things. In fact, we have way more than the usual five senses we talk about. For instance, your kinesthetic sense, proprioception. This is what the police evaluate during a field sobriety test. It allows you to tell where your fingers and arms and head and legs in your body is all in relation to each other without having to look or touch other things. We have way more than five senses, we have at least twice as many and then some. But they're not perfect.

There are optical illusions, audio illusions, temperature sensation illusions, even tactile illusions. Can you turn your tongue upside down? If so, perfect. Try this. Run your finger along the outer edge of the tip of your upside down tongue. Your tongue will be able to feel your finger, but in the wrong place. Our brains never needed to develop an understanding of upside down tongue touch. So, when you touch the right side of your tongue when it's flipped over to your left side you perceive a sensation on the opposite side, where your tongue usually is but isn't when it's upside down. It's pretty freaky and cool and a little humbling, because it shows the limits of the accuracy of our senses, the only tools we have to get what's out there in here.
over 6 years
Nominations are closed! We will be having a runoff vote to knock this down to 20. Thread will be going up sometime later today.
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Shoopie says


Herredy says

I NOMINATE BUTTS


Butts self deleted.

It's Dawson now.


I NOMINATE DAWSON

AND LECHUCK
over 6 years
I nominate LeChuck
over 6 years

Herredy says

I NOMINATE BUTTS


Butts self deleted.

It's Dawson now.
over 6 years
I nominate Herredy
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I NOMINATE BUTTS
over 6 years
I nominate myself!

(please take me back Rihanna ;-;)
over 6 years
Hi okay, this is happening. Since we had a break we are re-opening nominations and that'll be open for two days.
over 6 years
Soon
over 6 years
mrmongrel duh
over 6 years
Rihrih says that but tbh I'm broke atm.
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i nominate aexif
over 6 years
Just a heads up, Shoopie and I have postponed this while Best Sandbox User is ongoing. We will resume it following the conclusion of that competition.
over 6 years
i nominate myself
because forever alone
over 6 years
yes hello

I also nominate epicmafia user HellBornT...

EDIT: https://epicmafia.com/user/698544#/ this guy
over 6 years


I nominate this guy for being an awesome poetry writer
over 6 years

Shoopie says


desta says

i nominate Negra


totally kidding he needs another nomination to make it now.



put your money where your mouth is kid im a big roller high life fancy living
over 6 years

desta says

i nominate Negra


totally kidding he needs another nomination to make it now.
over 6 years

desta says

i nominate Negra


denied.
over 6 years
i nominate Negra
over 6 years

Negra says

every bachelor in this thread is a fatso and the only thing they tongue punch is the cream out of a twinkie


Yet they outvoted, and out nominated you. Before you say "Thats because I don't care about *insert em website/forum insult here*

You couldn't even hit the charts. Swim along young tadpole.
over 6 years
every bachelor in this thread is a fatso and the only thing they tongue punch is the cream out of a twinkie
over 6 years
Beppi is not Butt's alt confirmed.