Dog just took a piss on my WHITE bed even though I gave him plenty of treats and belly rubbing today
Help me with my revenge on this dumb MikeyRu tier dog by choosing a poll option (serious entries only please)
Descriptions for each revenge idea
Choice 1 - imagine the Will Smith "I Am Legend" dog strangling scene
Choice 2 - straight-forward squat and shit (like they do in India)
Choice 3 - chop off his prized horse's head and leave it in his bed
This is serious so please take it serious