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Worst fear happened

over 7 years

Dog just took a p­iss on my WHITE bed even though I gave him plenty of treats and belly rubbing today

Help me with my revenge on this dumb MikeyRu tier dog by choosing a poll option (serious entries only please)

Descriptions for each revenge idea

Choice 1 - imagine the Will Smith "I Am Legend" dog strangling scene

Choice 2 - straight-forward squat and s­hit (like they do in India)

Choice 3 - chop off his prized horse's head and leave it in his bed

This is serious so please take it serious

Revenge:
12
End its fu­cking life
3
S­hit in his bed
3
Behead his championship horse
about 7 years
I'm sure it was an accident. As angry as you may be, please try to refrain from causing any mental or physical harm to your dog. I may be biased in my opinion because I love dogs, but I think you should just continue to show him the love and attention he deserves. The best way to teach him to not pee on the bed is to show him. Get down on you knees and lift your leg and squirt water where you want the dog to pee and consume a treat. Then, do the same thing on your bed but instead of consuming the treat, you should smash up the treat and throw it outside. I repeat, DO NOT end its f*cking life, sh*t in his bed, or behead his championship horse. Therefore, I will not participate in your poll and hope you heed my advice. I wish you the best of luck.
about 7 years
MikeyRu tier dog gave me a good giggle
about 7 years
this thread sucked lol
about 7 years
sup dude
over 7 years
hi vilden