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quasimodo thread

about 7 years

1: give me 1 token

2: my application for all jobs on this werbsite including , role mederator, moderator, and the coveted New LucidRains.

1.) Why are you interested in becoming a Role Moderator?/Why are you interested in being a mod?

I need something to put on a resume and i think 'moderator for bad toxic website" will look prety good on my harvard application.

2.) Do you have experience catching cheaters on EpicMafia or anywhere else?

I caught my first boyfriend before i was gay holding hands with another boy at his 14th birthday party in the pool while i was in the same pool it was pretty (i forgot you cant say fuqqed) up

2) Do you consider yourself to be an active and helpful member of the EpicMafia community?

i'm active and i'm helpful in the sense that i help everyone realise they hate the hunchback of notre dame, people from florida, 24.9 year olds, females and lesbians

3.) Being a Role Moderator can be a lot of effort. Do you have time in your weekly schedule to go through games to catch cheaters in Gold and possibly Red Hearts?

no i dropped out of my first attempt at college and i'm trying again and i'm really stupid so i spend all my free time either here, alone in my bed lying down or working on homework too much for community college.

3) Being on the mod team is a team effort, as the name suggests. Do you have any prior experience working in teams, and would you handle working with a large group of people well?

i work in a team right now and i hate literally every person i work with. i worked at (i said publix i meant target) target (i worked at publix for 5 minutes) once and they only rated you on the amount of red cards you get people to sign up for and debit cards dont count and in the entire 3 months i worked there only one person applied for a credit red card and it was my dad who i asked to lie so he wouldnt be approved and target is a bad company please dont work for them or maybe it was just the cindy in my store who was garbage.

4.) Can you work well in a group of people that may have a separate opinion than you? If so, how would you go about solving conflicts?

mostly i get angry and then use my 24 year old brain to realize most humans are (fuqqqqed) up and will never be decent. also i get drunk and anger people who used to respect and love me. dont have bad opinions also dont be racist is my life rules

4) Have you had any major site violations in the past?

i dont know epicmafia 6 years ago was weird but i dont rewmemeber anything i might have been caught for cheating once because i thought having my cousin be on my alternate account was like playing together and then i had her make a judgeclaudefrollo website to match my hunchback quasimodo theme and she hated it

5.) Have you ever received any major site violations? If so, what were or are they?

oh hey same question yes i hacked lucidrains and deleted the website for the 50 months i didnt play epicmafia

6.) If you're applying because you have a special skill such as creating scripts that could help Role Mods, Site Mods or the site itself. What is it and how experienced are you in said skill?

i can edit a nice picture of you at the niagara falls even thyogu youve never been in america, left your house, and took a picture in front of a green screen with a green bodysuit on. also in high school i got paid to edit peoples report cards which were more like pieces of paper with gradesnext to teachers names with 'number of days absent' and most of the time it was to bump up the grade one letter and delete like 20 days. i made a lot of money and spent it all on forever 21 and weed

5)More than anything else, modding involves handling user reports. Do you consider yourself to have a good grasp of the site rules?

i literally dont understand the site rules at all besides the rules on most websites which is like 'dont cheat, dont be racist, dont do bad (snot)' but like this website doesnt even actually care about any of that so are there really any rules? more on this topic at 10

anyways hire me and pay me 1 token thanks

hire quasimodo?
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hell yes
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yes
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maybe
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presidenty here
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quasi gay
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wheres my tokens and mod powers @lucidrains
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YellowPear says

gert a real family that owns good cats


im confused
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gert a real family that owns good cats
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stickers are dumb of course i won’t be appreciative
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blood4bloodgod says

the token rises


my dik rises
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dont give him one token i gave him 1 sticker once and they werent appreciative at all
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good bread
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the token rises
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i second giving quasi a token
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i absolutely support you every step of the way
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one vote for the token
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GIVE THEM ONE TOKEN