I have a dream that one day this website will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "simply the best place to battle wits with some of the smartest Mafia players."

I have a dream that one day on the red sands of Survivor, the sons of former DanganMafia players and the sons of former banned users will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the Main Lobby, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little alts will one day exist on a website where they will not be judged by the pretentiousness of their username but by the aesthetic of their profile.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Sandbox, with its vicious racists, with its players having their lips dripping with the words of "harassment" and "hateful comments" -- one day right there in Sandbox little shitposting boys and shitposting girls will be able to join hands with little SJW boys and SJW girls as sisters and brothers.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day every lobby shall be exalted, and every game and chatbox shall be made equal, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the BasedMod shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."