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i'm trying to get my hands on an epicmafia girlfriend. age 14-16 i will treat you like the princess you are. i will treat you right. i like it when you're petite. i like small girls. small girls make me feel like i'm a big man. i'm here to protect you. i'm offering you my heart. you will never meet another man who will love you half as much as i'll love you. i'll buy you a plane ticket and you can fly out to meet me. i'll rent a motel room. we can just talk if you want. we'll do whatever you want to do. i'm not gonna tell you what to do. i want to start a big giant family. sometimes i have fantasies about what would it be like if i was like the guy in the game of thrones who kept having incest kids the rest of my life with fresh young p*ssy.
for the haters: hebophilia is not pedophilia. don't post here if you're going to be ignorant. you can keep calling me a "borderline" pedophile but it doesn't mean anything. i like it when they have small breasts and i like it when they have innocence in their eyes. sue me
I am trying to lay my hands on these girls as well...
in the name of Jamal. To cure these degenerate whorish nymphs, that they might be saved. Giving themselves to JamalMarley is the only way to salvation.
if this is supposed to be a joke its a very unfunny one
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I'm shaking, I can barely feel my feet as I walk forwards. My boots creak against the hardwood floor with each step. I feel the sweat form on the back of my neck as I reach for the doorknob. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn it. Upon opening my eyes, I am greeted with a middle-aged man, whose eyes seem to be fixated on me. "H-hello...?" I manage to stutter out. The fear in my voice is evident, and I don't expect what the man says next. "Yes pink is my natural hair color, don't like it, get the out. My kids are my life. I don't drink water or read."
