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epicmafia girlfriend

almost 8 years

i'm trying to get my hands on an epicmafia girlfriend. age 14-16 i will treat you like the princess you are. i will treat you right. i like it when you're petite. i like small girls. small girls make me feel like i'm a big man. i'm here to protect you. i'm offering you my heart. you will never meet another man who will love you half as much as i'll love you. i'll buy you a plane ticket and you can fly out to meet me. i'll rent a motel room. we can just talk if you want. we'll do whatever you want to do. i'm not gonna tell you what to do. i want to start a big giant family. sometimes i have fantasies about what would it be like if i was like the guy in the game of thrones who kept having incest kids the rest of my life with fresh young p*ssy.

for the haters: hebophilia is not pedophilia. don't post here if you're going to be ignorant. you can keep calling me a "borderline" pedophile but it doesn't mean anything. i like it when they have small breasts and i like it when they have innocence in their eyes. sue me

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I'll be 14 for u
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Spooky
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still looking
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groundhogday says


Becomeclear says


Becameclear says

i volunteer as tribute


????


you're 23


if james can be a 17 year old boy again so can I
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thanx
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i wish i was a girl to have such a wonderful lad as you
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yea hi you orda chinee foo' I'm outsi'e, two egg ro' one sweet sour shrimp, chicken brocc'ri fo'teen eightee fi'e cash onry
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Becomeclear says


Becameclear says

i volunteer as tribute


????


you're 23
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Becameclear says

i volunteer as tribute


????
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bump
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bump
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still hopeful
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any luck ?
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bump
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please
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Orienteering says


PainFoinmr says


groundhogday says

i want to start a big giant family


I thought you were looking for normal people, not giants


I thought you were looking for small people, not normal people.


yeah
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PainFoinmr says


groundhogday says

i want to start a big giant family


I thought you were looking for normal people, not giants


I thought you were looking for small people, not normal people.
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groundhogday says

i want to start a big giant family


I thought you were looking for normal people, not giants
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groundhogday says

please sticky this


I don't see why not tbh this post represents the EM community pretty well I think
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there just aint enough p'ussy heaven to go round
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groundhogday says

don't neg my f*cking thread soda. you can't take all the 14-16 year old epicmafia p*ssy for yourself


LOL
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don't neg my f*cking thread soda. you can't take all the 14-16 year old epicmafia p*ssy for yourself
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Linker says

its called Hebephilia, and what you describe isnt Hebephilia but Ephephilia - and you'd be surprised, but unlike Hebephilia, Ephephilia is actually legal in some countries like Iceland.


do you mean the game of thrones thing
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its called Hebephilia, and what you describe isnt Hebephilia but Ephephilia - and you'd be surprised, but unlike Hebephilia, Ephephilia is actually legal in some countries like Iceland.