Diabolik, the guy who makes 5k/10kusd i speak 4/5 languages i 3/4 girls per week, but also is not capable of determining whether or not it is lylo by counting on his fingers like a third grader.


I giggled like a school girl.

Nose ring girl is 6 foot? That's too tall man

I think it makes you angry that I'm willing to lorde my 1 in a million IQ over you because you know you aren't very smart. What do you think?

In fact I can tell beyond any shadow of a doubt, based on your decision to point out and exaggerate the details of your unspectacular achievements.

But I also wish there were a way to plan out every detail of a relationship with thirty contingency plans and no surprises before I begin one, is there?

the fact you need to point to out means you feel inferior :D you don't even know me lmfao who ami what i do lmfao you are smarter if so your life wouldn't depend on an internet game hahahaha how many languages can you speak? how are in marketing managment? how much do you profit per day? i do like 5k/10k usd i speak 4/5 languages i 3/4 girls per week and all pretty i am marketing maanager work on cryptocurrency and writing a book in 3 languages i am so smart haahhahahahah

I am literally certain that I am smarter than you, because I know my standardized test scores. The fact that I can win at mafia whenever I feel like it is just one small example of how incredibly intellectually superior I am to you. I don't feel trolled so much as smug.

But not smart enough to figure out why I make excuses not to ask a girl out who has more or less smacked me in the face and said "ask me out" even though I definitely have a big huge gigantic crush on her.

or maybe i am trolling you how the mods are torlling us hahahahahahahhaha and you are smarter than me :D you are so smart you can win a mafia game i could never do it myself

Well if you don't think mafia is a game where you can win pretty much whenever you want if you understand the nuances you probably aren't very good at it.

I don't think mafia matters, but I do wonder how dumb you are compared to me to not realize that.

But more than that, I wonder why I haven't asked nose ring girl out yet, even though I am super attracted to her body and her unashamed feminism and her melodic voice and her obvious intelligence and the fact that she's only like 7 inches shorter than me and the way she makes a goofy little sputtering noise when she loses her train of thought and the way she smiles at me like an idiot after I say anything, even if it is stupid or insensitive.

you are so good bro the smartest because mafia is a solo game and a trophy is the most important thing to prove how smart you are

I wonder that, but more than that I wonder why I haven't asked nose ring girl out even though I am downright certain she wants me.

watch me trophy this round fagg0ts

meybe i will cheat without trophy now to troll hahahahaha

Right okay, I just wonder if anyone else has ever truly won 3 or more trophies without cheating for them, or if I am just the smartest most charming and talented guy around here

i olny cheated 5 games on the trophy i cheated hahahaha

i cheated on one of my 2 trophy cause in the first i had to defeat abc who was cheating... the second i didn't cheat to prove i was better :P then i decided to do't run cause i prefer to walk :D

I just wonder exactly how much smarter I am than the rest of you, that's all.

cheat with me wtf are you a troll win without cheating where is the fun

I wonder if I am the only player to ever win 3+ trophies without cheating

i might decide to run next round, i am making my secret alts so i can cheat with 2/3 alts at least or the trophy wom't be legit :d i ll tryto have someone cheat with me this round tho.. i can pay with bitcoins :D

i wouldn't make any mistakes if i was a new mod,. . . mod me guys

it's not my fault i'm new...

all the setup links r wrong too ffs

mods on this site r so fkn bad

now they're all linking to some user named paste

these are quotes from my mom, if you want a personalized quote you can get one. you earned it. good job

also fixed links i think

Why did you fake quote me man? ._.