Hello there young traveler!
Ever feel like you have a higher calling on this site? Ever feel like your profile is lacking real family a e s t h e t i c? Well gee willigers batman, I've got some damn good news for you.
The premiere family GODDAMN GODDAMN is currently recruiting premiere mafia players to add to our collectible roster (you'll get made into a trading card game eventually).
It's a simple yet effective paramilitary group looking to spread your knowledge of mafia plays and mafia not-plays. Gonna need you to be real motivated and stuff. You can afk but only for a long time, not too long though.
There's benefits too but I wont' share that at this moment or any moment.
Okay on to the important stuff since people are gonna be begging to join.
We got an application you gotta do, right here right now.
- Record vocaroo of saying "gODDAMN GODDAMN" but say it good.
- if you don't have a trophy explain what is wrong with you
- if you have a trophy please don't have cheated for it
- write a small sentence on what you add to the family.
- add a 2nd sentence if you have a 2nd sentence worth of additions to the family.
- can you draw (not part of application just want something to add to this OP so it looks cooler)?
