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#ThingsEpicmafiaPplSay

Devante
about 8 years

Post ITT with things epicmafia people say lol

also

#StopWhitePeople2017

#TrumpHasA33%ApprovalRating LOL!

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Policy noavi.
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Tart
about 8 years
cross
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"inno on xxxx"

"he used inno first he's mafia"
Becomeclear
about 8 years
I'm clear I would never n1 x person swear on mi mom
Dag
about 8 years
im clear, i was afk
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"which banned user are you"
xela
about 8 years
"that xela is the jimmy urine of scumhunting"
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Ranked made me a d1ck.
Sachy
about 8 years
N1 deaths shouldn't count. (Suggested 100001 times)
Sachy
about 8 years
Let's lynch the uncced orc so we have a clear
Diabolik
about 8 years
where were you when got was splitting brains?
Diabolik
about 8 years
gt i was obvious town you suck
xela
about 8 years
"can't believe xela dominated our team again"
Diabolik
about 8 years
cop here
take
about 8 years
LET'S LYNCH OBV TOWN IS OPTIMAL IT'LL NARROW DOWN MAFIA EVENTUALLY
take
about 8 years
FIND HIM
take
about 8 years
nice save doccer
take
about 8 years

caroline says

satine tfw town thinks they won b/c they're good

take@satine lmao i carried


i literally carried her in a vdli game an hour ago
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Quality HTML.
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They say I have no reversibility in logic.



They also say I lack object permanence.
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I do like it, I think that's pretty clear
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Recidivism says


CoryInConstantinople says

I blew 5 separate chances with a 10/10 drop dead gorgeous 130 IQ superstar of a woman I never deserved a chance with in favor of another game of I'm A Hero.

I will never be fortunate enough for such an all-around quality girl to show the brief failure of judgement required to flirt with me, let alone give me 5 chances to realize what a moron I'm being.

What evolutionary benefit has love served me? I have f.ucked a chance for my children to be smarter and better than me in favor of losing at another game of Save the Damsel.

F.uck you love.


I met this girl last night at a party who completely f.ucking hated my guts and I think I'm in love with her because of it


you're a performance artist whether you like it or not
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CoryInConstantinople says

I blew 5 separate chances with a 10/10 drop dead gorgeous 130 IQ superstar of a woman I never deserved a chance with in favor of another game of I'm A Hero.

I will never be fortunate enough for such an all-around quality girl to show the brief failure of judgement required to flirt with me, let alone give me 5 chances to realize what a moron I'm being.

What evolutionary benefit has love served me? I have f.ucked a chance for my children to be smarter and better than me in favor of losing at another game of Save the Damsel.

F.uck you love.


I met this girl last night at a party who completely f.ucking hated my guts and I think I'm in love with her because of it
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I blew 5 separate chances with a 10/10 drop dead gorgeous 130 IQ superstar of a woman I never deserved a chance with in favor of another game of I'm A Hero.

I will never be fortunate enough for such an all-around quality girl to show the brief failure of judgement required to flirt with me, let alone give me 5 chances to realize what a moron I'm being.

What evolutionary benefit has love served me? I have f.ucked a chance for my children to be smarter and better than me in favor of losing at another game of Save the Damsel.

F.uck you love.