Let's write some limericks or share our favorites.

I tried my hand at a classic dirty limerick:

There once was a man from New York

Who ended his sentences with “ork”

In an attempt to harass

He said to some lass

“Baby, come sit on my dork”*

An alternate ending:

There once was a man from New York

Who ended his sentences with “ork”

In an attempt to harass,

He said to some lass,

“Hey baby, you wanna fork?”

These two I wrote poking fun at default text on word processing programs:

There once was a man very dumb,

Read stories, chose to write some

Microsoft Word he used

And it left him confused

What the heck is a “Lorem Ipsum?”

and

I bought a computer out of the box,

I navigated to Google Docs

I picked the text that I want

And then to test out my font:

The lazy dog jumps over the quick brown fox

Not rhythmically good but I had fun writing it:

I wish to pen something people will read

Problem is, I work for Buzzfeed

I think up a headline and sigh

I write, wishing to die:

CAN WE GUESS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN ON YOUR FAVORITE DOG BREED?