Pietalk is masturbation, pies don't mean anything, take it from me. Play coco's with 7 RNGs for 100 games, one of them will have a pie like Tatami's but with a 64% winrate. BigBadBoy is also masturbating, but he's doing it slightly more elegantly through comp. At the same time, ABC talking about a fair comp record is a little ironic;

At this point it's just spamming the forum at who can masturbate faster. I get the point, you love the ego boost, I just eventually got bored of these threads. James, you're good at the game and you're a decent person too; try rapping at Sonseray or doing an AMA if you want a forum post that would actually draw my attention.