So visiting the CR7 museum as one does when you're in a certain part of the world, I couldn't help but notice that the crotch of this statue of our dear Cristiano seemed rather well worn and shiny.
Pondering as to how it got into this state I asked the curator, and he tells me, he says "Well there's a curious man who comes here to visit every couple of weeks or so to rub his knob for good luck; sometimes I hear him muttering about his freestyle football shows or something like that. Never got his name though, we only know him here by the initials 'JM' ".
What some people won't do to feel a connection to their heroes, eh?
