The most unflattering smile possible alongside the fact I've needed a haircut for about a week. Also classic Brit with f*cked teeth
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You're WAY too qualified for that position, bud.
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Do you teach your children the best angle for half-as$ed booty pics in any of your lessons
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The balloon complimenting the school shooter because they both make popping sounds
Dentists tip a lot of heads so do u think they're gay or is it ok since they're working
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I think we found the culprit of bebops head tilt
Haha wow nice insult bisexual Dawson
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So do you tilt your head up so the d!ck slides down easier or

this is a sequel to my other one shout out my fucking bro dawson
I don't think you have enough makeup on.
I want to be Matt for a day xD
I'm officially a lesbian now. Matt has competition.
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i’m too drunk to come up with a cute caption but hello
These days I'm more surprised by what Carmen isn't