Who's the better player

deletedover 7 years

there used to be a thread comparing dave (connor) and soben. dave got like 1 vote and soben had about 50 votes.

Battle 1 - Dyl vs JeffreyAaron. Winner: JeffreyAaron.

Battle 2 - Gerry vs Soda. Winner: Soda

Battle 3 - Vilden vs Zovea. Winner: Vilden

Battle 4 - Private vs Sonseray. Winner: Sonseray

Battle 5 - JeffreyAaron vs Soda

Semi final:

JeffreyAaron vs Soda
Vilden vs Sonseray

Final: ^ the 2 winners of those

who is the better player

JeffreyAaron

Soda

JeffreyAaron

over 7 years

zovea records himself jacking off and then watches it the next night as his po'rn it's like whackoffception

UniversalStudios

over 7 years

Recidivism says

Zovea gives me a lot of sh*t for not moving past things a lot realer than an epicmafia trophy in 2009 lol

If you can suck yourself off for your accomplishment, I can too.

deletedover 7 years

lacey says

zovea do you put your wr on your resume? should i do that? will "won two trophies on epicmafia.com in like 2011" get me hired somewhere? lmk

His win rate says: "Hire a coin"

deletedover 7 years

lacey says

zovea do you put your wr on your resume? should i do that? will "won two trophies on epicmafia.com in like 2011" get me hired somewhere? lmk

kfc

deletedover 7 years

zovea do you put your wr on your resume? should i do that? will "won two trophies on epicmafia.com in like 2011" get me hired somewhere? lmk

deletedover 7 years

Zovea gives me a lot of sh*t for not moving past things a lot realer than an epicmafia trophy in 2009 lol

deletedover 7 years

damn, you had a 55% win rate mort bomb and jailer HoF? i was wrong, mad respect bro

JeffreyAaron

over 7 years

UniversalStudios says

Sims says

i also won 2 golds in 3 rounds and got to the hall of fame in like 2 months so for like a solid 2 months i reigned like a tyrant 4 years ago

Shame Lucid deleted the original Zovea account. 55% win rate mort bomb and jailer HoF and all the countless trophies you can win being friends with the other 3 people that contend for trophies.

Good times.

i feel like this is what it'd be like to jack off while watching a p'orno of yourself

Sachy

over 7 years

Sims says

wait it's 2017 holy god dang

welcome to 2017

Sims

over 7 years

wait it's 2017 holy god dang

deletedover 7 years

"but i'm over it"

*continues to talk about it*

Sims

over 7 years

sorry that the one other time you were in contention for a trophy was 7 years ago, I've gotten fourth place 5 times though so I can almost sympathize

UniversalStudios

over 7 years

Sims says

i also won 2 golds in 3 rounds and got to the hall of fame in like 2 months so for like a solid 2 months i reigned like a tyrant 4 years ago

Shame Lucid deleted the original Zovea account. 55% win rate mort bomb and jailer HoF and all the countless trophies you can win being friends with the other 3 people that contend for trophies.

Good times.

deletedover 7 years

UniversalStudios says

Sims says

yeah but you see I won 5 trophies which shows consistency and you had one and almost made Gira go off the deep end for it

I could go on a tirade about how Lucid banned me both times I was in contention to win back in '09, but I'm over it.

i could talk about how i almost won two epicmafia trophies 8 years ago but like.. i'm over it.. so like.. ok dude?

JeffreyAaron

over 7 years

UniversalStudios says

Sims says

yeah but you see I won 5 trophies which shows consistency and you had one and almost made Gira go off the deep end for it

I could go on a tirade about how Lucid banned me both times I was in contention to win back in '09, but I'm over it.

no you're obviously not lmfao

deletedover 7 years

Lacey is a good egg

JeffreyAaron

over 7 years

i know nothing about lacey other than she has Dylan O'Brien as her avi and for that I will defend her to the death

UniversalStudios

over 7 years

Sims says

yeah but you see I won 5 trophies which shows consistency and you had one and almost made Gira go off the deep end for it

I could go on a tirade about how Lucid banned me both times I was in contention to win back in '09, but I'm over it.

deletedover 7 years

Sims says

i also won 2 golds in 3 rounds and got to the hall of fame in like 2 months so for like a solid 2 months i reigned like a tyrant 4 years ago

I mean we could both do this quoting statistics thing but instead I'm just going to compare you to Sonny Liston.

I'm Cassius Clay.

Sims

over 7 years

i actually just wanted ABC to take the bait but it was somewhat more predictably Zovea that took it

deletedover 7 years

UniversalStudios says

lacey says

i can't believe you're still around and still insufferable zovea

I guess some things never change. Like pretend girlfriends and mental issues to compensate for the reality that you're worthless and always will be.

i have neither, i'm sorry you're still the same dbag you were 5 years ago

Sims

over 7 years

i also won 2 golds in 3 rounds and got to the hall of fame in like 2 months so for like a solid 2 months i reigned like a tyrant 4 years ago

UniversalStudios

over 7 years

lacey says

i can't believe you're still around and still insufferable zovea

I guess some things never change. Like pretend girlfriends and mental issues to compensate for the reality that you're worthless and always will be.

Tatami

over 7 years

If you've got to launch into verbal tirades about how much better you are than other players, chances are you aren't that good at all.

Just food for thought. Stop being insecure as hell.

deletedover 7 years

Sims says

yeah but you see I won 5 trophies which shows consistency and you had one and almost made Gira go off the deep end for it

Yeah you were good in your day Sonny Liston, but you still went down in one.