Epicmafia

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this is a good thread and deserves more attention

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So...the nudes?

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please open

trap

over 7 years

Kenny

over 7 years

bounce on this *** daddy

Associate

over 7 years

I walk up and tell him I'm there to cover the next shift.

Associate

over 7 years

Christopherzilla

over 7 years

I've got a hot cupcake on my arm and a freshly lynched noavi.

Becomeclear

over 7 years

mad says

Becomeclear says

I've got a ring in there last night

You're clearly too drunk to speak properly, come back when you've sobered up.

I'm back and sober, may I come in?

LekkuLover

over 7 years

Phase through him. He's a figment of someone else's imagination and his powers have no affect over me.

nearbeer

over 7 years

Challenge him to a children's card game

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somethingwhatever says

i ask the bouncer for class solidarity

I dunno what that is but I'm a class above you pal.

Bebop

over 7 years

let me into this club or you'll never see your 2 kids ever again

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Alyssa says

ask the bouncer if he's single

He's divorced with 2 kids. He loves his kids.

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ObitoSigma says

Show the bouncer my toy detective badge.

You again?

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Segalow says

sir you are clearly blocking a door to a bedroom and not a club
pls let me i would like to sleep now

I don't know what's going on behind that door but they sure ain't sleeping.

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Becomeclear says

I've got a ring in there last night

You're clearly too drunk to speak properly, come back when you've sobered up.

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dooze says

hey bebop if u change ur mind, i hope u can see where my mouse is hovering over

i hope it's hovering over 'Pass lobby ownership'

dooze

over 7 years

hey bebop if u change ur mind, i hope u can see where my mouse is hovering over

Bebop

over 7 years

dont worry bouncerbro i got ur back

dooze

over 7 years

although the screenshot got rid of my mouse, you can see that the ban user box is slightly darker than the others, as i threaten to ban you for not letting me in.

somethingwhatever

over 7 years

i ask the bouncer for class solidarity

Alyssa

over 7 years

ask the bouncer if he's single

ObitoSigma

over 7 years

Show the bouncer my toy detective badge.

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blood4bloodgod says

A good bouncer never obstructs law enforcement.