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How to impress your EM wife

over 7 years

her e are some pointers for being a good husband for all you uncropped avi's and fancy pantsers

a devoted husband

  • if u are the GS you always gun your wife n1 and then every other night after that............. when you made your vows you promisd to share the fruits of your labor
  • when you are the police you never ever arrest your wife and interogator her. actually any kind of interview, "questioning", or detainment is a sign of a sick relationship. all successful partnerships rely on a foundation of trust, respect, and loyalty
  • If a husband talks with his wife in the same manner he talks with his buddies, his directness, bluntness, or argumentativeness may well cause her to feel disrespected or controlled. He thinks he is being honest and forthright. She feels he is being a jerk.
  • sometimes in this gme of Epic Mafia ou flip lover, you may be very tempted to match with your wife.
    this is considerd a Bad Play by the gold heart players because it's not fair to murder your wife when you get taken out too.
  • pro tip, they say diamonds are a girl's best friend, but what she really wants santa to bring her is a vest for xmas.
  • when you know she's on the verge of earning trophy, bust out your alt legion and give her what she deserves.
  • If you, your spouse, or both of you have bad credit, start working on it now. Pay down your balances, dispute any reporting errors, and be sure to make your payments on time. Your credit rating is a key factor in qualifying for an affordable mortgage
  • support her when the trolls attempt to devestate her rep on the forums
  • let her play on your main when she gets inevitably banned by a sexist mod

For bonus points, build a greenhouse, and bring her bouquets of flowers you grew yourself "just because " :)

over 7 years
This man knows what he's talking about
over 7 years
Thdi thread owns
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somethingwhatever says


#nosex #volcel


Not sure how to respond, this seems pretty legit tho.
over 7 years

#nosex #volcel
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somethingwhatever says

dont have waste ur male essence on woman, political power comes out of the balls #volcel


gross
over 7 years
dont have waste ur male essence on woman, political power comes out of the balls #volcel
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This is rly cute I'm glad my em marriage benefited 5/5
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u got divorced yesterday
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This forum post helped save my EM Marriage. I followed these tips and avoided divorce. 5/5 Stars