Into your game, the noavi crawls

Excited to play, it smells like balls

As it enters the lobby, you fear for the worst

Someone has uttered the noavi curse

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Noavi, no problem, is what we like to say

Whenever a noavi comes out to play

Sometimes they're cop, sometimes maf, sometimes they have the edge

But more likely than not, they will just veg

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A noavi do what a noavi want

Whether in-game, or in your nightmares they haunt

But if you see a noavi, stay calm and collected

Because maybe that noavi's just feeling neglected

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All it wanted was a fun game with friends

But the noavi feels like it's playing pretend!

It says, "I'll show you I'm good, and that I'm worth having, I pledge!"

And then the noavi proved ... oh wait, scratch that ... it vegged.