LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS

Welcome to the very first Epicmafia Bachelorette, Hosted by yours Truly, Telisha aka Karmatica aka Clove aka the best caucasian you've ever come across!

Our Job at the Bachelorette is to find the right man for Epicmafia's most eligible bachelorette, Jess!

Now Presenting our Bachelors:

Edark - Naturally Long in inches, he's a man of many talents. Legend has it that Edark's Donger can hit your G-spot harder than rock on concrete. Edark's life Motto is "One in the Anal is worth 2 in the pu$$y"

Fisherman - Slippery he may be, he sure knows how to make a girl wet with just a few slaps of his willy wonky fins! His Daaaazling smile and his Luscious skin can make you orgasm like a pig!\

Charley - is it a bird? is it a plane? no! it's a cat fish! Legend has it that Charley is soooo modest about his cockerel, that he fakes his gender online. Better hide this big dark fella from ur husband!

Nathan - Nathan!... who tf is nathan.

Becomeclear - Becomeclear is by far Epicmafia's.. Hugest Men... and not in a good way! Scientists have theorized that Becomeclear's waist stretches between two time zones! But you know what they say about fat men... they... they make a great battlefields map? irdk

Which of these FIIIINE gentlemen will Jess be taking home? Vote now and decide her fate!