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face it lol this website is dying

over 7 years

without great forum posters like me

look at ur main forums there r only like 3 active threads at the same time. without a hot charismatic chick like myself driving this website it's literally dead in the water

ill consider livening up ur website for a starting fee of $30/hour idk which one of u clunks is the new admin but shoot me an email

over 7 years
hi karmatica
over 7 years

juneau says


Recidivism says

I think Juneau has a good sense of humor, it's a shame he missed the 200 page complaint thread


I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.


dang juneau just fkn royal flushed you down the drain
over 7 years
hi juneau
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u will always have a friend as long as i am here bman

i did not bump ur thread for months for nothing

https://epicmafia.com/topic/78911

<3
over 7 years
i wish i still had friends here
over 7 years
its da man
over 7 years

Zhuorb says

does your guinea pig hold an epicmafia account yet


yea this is her account https://epicmafia.com/user/632079#/
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peach says

we broke up now i'm dating a guinea pig


i broke up with my boyfriend cuz i found out he was gay.
over 7 years
does your guinea pig hold an epicmafia account yet
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hi viblet hope all is well
over 7 years
we broke up now i'm dating a guinea pig
over 7 years
hey peach how's the missus
over 7 years
hi zhuorb
over 7 years
*bURp* wHats good childf*ckers
over 7 years
cointossuser420 i'll make it worth ur time pm me
over 7 years

peach says

do u offer other services for $30/hr? pm me.


I have billions of things to do. I am awake all day and night just to do those things. I have a job, i study, i play epic mafia, i try to fix epicmafia, i am on hundred other sites, i have also hundreds of ppls to talk with every day, and sometimes i wish there were at least 5 of me to do everything at once. (And probbably i still won't be able to do everything)

And there are always things i must neglect because i have no time for them.

Litteraly 24/7 full schedule all the time every day every second.

But yeah. Only thing to really complain is this site. Instead of arguing about something, it would be lot easyer that thing to be just fixed. Then i would have much more free time on EM to do something else.
over 7 years

juneau says

like it’s a peach of cake.

over 7 years

Recidivism says

I think Juneau has a good sense of humor, it's a shame he missed the 200 page complaint thread


I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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Juneau stop typing and give me a bed pan, I'm ready to s**t post.
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I think Juneau has a good sense of humor, it's a shame he missed the 200 page complaint thread
over 7 years
recidivism, it pains me to tell u this but juneau actually responds exclusively to negging. white knights and cucks r her kryptonite .
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I for one did miss your posts.
over 7 years
go away
over 7 years
do u offer other services for $30/hr? pm me.