Diary Room Entry 4 -
Salvation tastes much sweeter than Agony Berries. This morning I awoke to the sound of whirling helicopter blades scraping just above the tree line. Large, intimidating machine guns were mounted
on either side of the chopper, and stationed behind them were Cammy and Nattless dressed in battle gear. The pilot began to lower the chopper into a clearing and as he did so his face came fully into view. It was Scott. No, sorry, OtherScott. He waved at me enthusiastically as the chopper lowered and I quickly shot him the bird and threw my remaining supply of Agony Berries at the cockpit as hard as I could. Cammy and Nat, deadly as two Queen Cobras, immediately opened fire on the projectile exploding the barrel and berries in a fine red mist that covered my entire body but left the chopper entirely unscathed. I showed him! The helicopter touched down, finally, in a small clearing. One of the most incredibly good looking men I've ever seen emerged from the co-pilots chair.
"It's time." He said, wisely and ominously, like he had already lived a thousand incredibly sexy years. This could only be Christopher, owner of the house.
I was going to get my chance.
"Are you ready?" He said, sexy even still.
I licked my lips slowly, savoring my last taste of Agony Berry juice, and looked dramatically off into the distance.
"I'm going to berry them."
Christopher and I shared a laugh over my berry pun and then we got in the helicopter. It was time to face my destiny.
Note: This may be my last publically available diary room entry as I have now been officially allowed access into the game.
