[11:04:15 AM] ultra: "Ginga drops from comptetition"
[11:04:21 AM] Stephen: Does this mean everyone's sim will be revealed tonight omg
[11:04:28 AM] Jack (Ginga): why are you taking screenshots
[11:04:30 AM] Jack (Ginga): on lowest graphics
[11:04:31 AM] Jack (Ginga): LMFAO
[11:04:34 AM] Scott: Ginga has won the HOH competition with 9 votes to win

[11:02:59 AM] Tucker: one on the left looks like a trump supporter
[11:03:00 AM] Tucker: xD
[11:03:04 AM] maukamauka: it will be me
[11:03:04 AM] Zeezo: xD
[11:03:06 AM] Stephen: Find out after this commercial break
[11:03:16 AM] maukamauka: top ten most shocking twists
[11:03:16 AM] Tucker: i look like a sk8r boi
[11:03:22 AM] Scott: With 4 votes, Voice gets second place and is immune for the week
[11:03:25 AM] Tucker: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[11:03:25 AM] Jack (Ginga): I FEEL REBORN
[11:03:26 AM] Jack: she said see ya l8r boi
[11:03:27 AM] Jack (Ginga): VENGEANCE
[11:03:28 AM] Jack (Ginga): IS
[11:03:28 AM] Jack (Ginga): MINE
[11:03:31 AM] Jack (Ginga): F*CK YOU N1ED
[11:03:33 AM] AJ ♛: Did I win
[11:03:34 AM] ultra: lol
[11:03:36 AM] Jack: n1ed gonna get cucked
[11:03:39 AM | Edited 11:03:46 AM] agus strider: ginga gets his redemption after flopping this in season 3? :O
[11:03:41 AM] Stephen: Um I'm using my hidden vote switcheroo
[11:03:41 AM] Tucker: I AM A SK8R BOI I SAID SEE U L8R last place
[11:03:43 AM] Zeezo: Too bad N1ed isn't here..
[11:03:45 AM] maukamauka: yes aj u won
[11:03:46 AM] Scott:
[11:03:47 AM] Jack (Ginga): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[11:03:48 AM] cal: N1ed is turning in his grave
[11:03:52 AM] Stephen: All of Gingas votes go to me
[11:03:53 AM] Roxy: lol
[11:04:01 AM] Jack (Ginga): that one actually looks like me except its not ginger
[11:04:02 AM] Jack (Ginga): :^)
[11:04:03 AM] Roxy: ginga grats your dreamcame true
[11:04:04 AM] Ally: ur not ginger
[11:04:06 AM] maukamauka: pls nom tucker ginga
[11:04:07 AM] agus strider: I wonder what will ginga's equivalent of "c*cky pink ball of sh*t" be

[11:01:33 AM] Jack (Ginga): rip bobby
[11:01:38 AM] maukamauka: I DID IT MOM
[11:01:38 AM] Ally: Tru
[11:01:42 AM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: bobby is Gary Johnson
[11:01:45 AM] Jack: bobby “gary johnson” smith
[11:01:47 AM] Jack: omg
[11:01:49 AM] maukamauka: Thanks guys <3
[11:01:52 AM] Jack: jake (highfive)
[11:01:55 AM] Zeezo: Bobby is the leader we needed but didn't deserve
[11:02:00 AM] Scott: That leaves two candidates, one of them will be your leader, the other will be immune
[11:02:02 AM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: great J's think alike
[11:02:06 AM] Tucker: please god almighty
[11:02:07 AM] Roxy: he was the leader we deserved but it wasnt the time for him
[11:02:14 AM] Scott: This image appears on the screen
[11:02:21 AM] Stephen: o
[11:02:21 AM] Jack: he was the leader we had time for but didn’t need
[11:02:25 AM] ultra: "UltraAug"
[11:02:25 AM] Scott:
[11:02:30 AM] Tucker: LMAO
[11:02:32 AM] Tucker: NOT THIS AGAIN
[11:02:33 AM] Jack: LOL
[11:02:33 AM] agus strider: iconic
[11:02:35 AM] Jack (Ginga): neither of those
[11:02:36 AM] Jack (Ginga): look like me
[11:02:37 AM] ultra: Plz no
[11:02:37 AM] Zeezo: dafuq
[11:02:39 AM] cal: What the f*ck is that
[11:02:45 AM] Stephen: Chris wants to see them both naked.
[11:02:47 AM] Tucker: im the one on the right
[11:02:48 AM] Tucker: for sure
[11:02:52 AM] Jack (Ginga): the one on the left
[11:02:52 AM] Jack: tucker is a BABE
[11:02:53 AM] agus strider: tucker is the one with glasses yea
[11:02:53 AM] Ally: ginga isn't ginger so that's fitting
[11:02:55 AM] Jack (Ginga): does not look like me
[11:02:56 AM] Scott: Ginga or Voice, who will it be

[11:00:07 AM] Scott: The memory wall fades again
[11:00:14 AM] Tucker: yuh
[11:00:17 AM] maukamauka: i did
[11:00:17 AM] Tucker: its also rich chigga
[11:00:21 AM] maukamauka: unaminous
[11:00:25 AM] ultra: Also polish politics are the true politics
[11:00:27 AM] Zeezo: omg am I joining the hosting team after I get evicted
[11:00:28 AM] Tucker: I WILL PUT A F*CKING HOLE IN UR FITTED
[11:00:30 AM] Scott: The face reappears on the screen
[11:00:34 AM] Stephen: Hillary is about as left-leaning as my in the right-way blowing wind
[11:00:42 AM] Zeezo: Exactly
[11:00:43 AM] agus strider: :S
[11:00:46 AM] maukamauka: So how many candidates stayed in
[11:00:47 AM] Tucker: yeah but u got noodle bro
[11:00:47 AM] Zeezo: Stephen (highfive)
[11:00:48 AM] Tucker: xD
[11:00:53 AM] Zeezo: GET ON OUR LEVEL AGUS
[11:00:58 AM] Scott: Well my delicious prey, it seems you have chosen a leader
[11:01:02 AM] Tucker: yikes
[11:01:02 AM] Stephen: yeah that's why the wind has such a strong effect on it
[11:01:09 AM] Tucker: >delicious prey
[11:01:13 AM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: the killer called everyone delicious
[11:01:13 AM] Zeezo: Tf Scott kinky...
[11:01:15 AM] Tucker: sounds like one of those daddies on scruff
[11:01:18 AM] Jack: when did this become cannibalism
[11:01:20 AM] Scott: In 3rd place, with 2 votes...
[11:01:21 AM] Tucker: that immediately opens conversation
[11:01:23 AM] Tucker: by asking for nudes
[11:01:25 AM] Stephen: The mastermind is Ally talking about our a*ses
[11:01:25 AM] ultra: Wow I'm delicious
[11:01:30 AM] Scott: BobbySmith

Now it all makes sense why I wasn't casted, I was honest AF

:(

Inside the EMBB House - An average morning with Roxy:

[6:44:30 PM] Roxy: Morrrrrnibg ibhopebi
[6:45:24 PM] Stephen: I cant tell if that's Roxy saying good morning or Roxy falling down a staircase
[6:45:30 PM] Jack: ibhopebi
[6:50:35 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: Eveeeeenibg ibhopebi
[6:54:36 PM] Roxy: It was me starting to say something but giving up after I typoed too much
[6:55:18 PM] Jack: Yeah usually when I do that I do this wild thing where I backspace and try again
[6:55:27 PM] Jack (Ginga): hey same
[6:57:36 PM] Roxy: No one vacksoaces on 2 hours sleep
[6:57:40 PM] Jack (Ginga): vacksoaces
[6:58:01 PM] agus strider: Dont be rude jacks. Australia doesnt have backspaces

Our EMBB X winner is no longer with us.

[5:05:44 PM] Scott: There are 6 people remaining in the HOH competition
[5:06:03 PM] Scott: Ahrre, Ginga, Voice, BobbySmith, jessys and coolkidrox123
[5:08:00 PM] Scott: jessys has dropped out of the HOH competition
[5:11:39 PM] Michael: wait what
[5:11:41 PM] Michael: what about me
[5:12:55 PM] Dean C: (cool)
[5:36:17 PM] Michael: It has come to my attention that one or all of the hosts in this game are not being sincere about my place within this game. It is with a heavy heart that I've decided to leave in order to preserve both my dignity and the integrity of the game to which I was so looking forward to having a place in. Good luck everyone. I won't come back even if you beg.
[5:36:22 PM] *** Michael has left ***

[4:19:33 PM] Dean C: DO IT
[4:19:37 PM] Jack: Why does Michael deserve to be an all star? It goes beyond the superficial title of "all star". Some of us have accomplished great things in embb. But there are only two winners: Me and Michael. We achieved what few else could do. But why is Michael more worthy than me? Well, sure I won embb2 with a little help from my friends. But imagine playing a season nobody knows about, where you're put to the test every week, strained in every capacity both physically and emotionally. Imagine coming out of that, the last man standing; told you would finally be rewarded for your efforts with a chance to dominate some of embb's best. But you had to keep it to yourself. It builds inside you for months, you want to prove yourself because nobody knows what you've done, what you've put yourself through. You finally get your chance, and what? The hosts keep you secluded still. Now you're socially isolated even more, the other players know you're an all star but they don't know you, they don't know your story, they don't know what you will do for this game. Because it's not just a game, it's your life. And michael is still breathing, still fighting. He's been tested and tested and still he survives. Still, he perseveres. He has done unspeakable things in the name of the ultimate victory. And now he's got his chance: he's an all star, he's got his game on, and he's gonna go play.
[4:19:51 PM] Dean C: Holy sh*t why don't you and Michael get a f*cking room jack
[4:19:51 PM] Jack (Ginga): LMFAO
[4:19:54 PM] Jack (Ginga): jack you win
[4:20:07 PM] Ally: oh look the superior jacks is better i'm not surprised
[4:20:20 PM] Jack (Ginga): oh...
[4:20:21 PM] *** Jack (Ginga) has left ***

[4:18:01 PM] Emile C-I: lmao
[4:18:02 PM] Jack (Ginga): see embb fun activies are actually fun sometimes
[4:18:08 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: i wanted more DETAIL
[4:18:08 PM] Jack (Ginga): unlike the few I was given in emvivor
[4:18:15 PM] Jack (Ginga): which were all just 'f*ck you'
[4:18:23 PM] Ally: pouring water on my head was bunches of fun
[4:18:24 PM] Nat: Jacobv
[4:18:26 PM] Emile C-I: what did you get again?
[4:18:38 PM] Jack (Ginga): I + had + to + type + like = this
[4:18:39 PM] Ahrre: I think you meant milk ally
[4:18:43 PM] Jack (Ginga): for + an + entire = day
[4:18:47 PM] Emile C-I: LMAO
[4:18:48 PM] Jack (Ginga): then they just gave me endurance
[4:18:49 PM] Jack (Ginga): that was it
[4:18:50 PM] Ally: milk wasn't a fun activity
[4:18:51 PM] Jack (Ginga): just endurance
[4:19:02 PM] Emile C-I: Ally is desperate for her next milk activity
[4:19:06 PM] Jack (Ginga): LMFAO
[4:19:06 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: ally, blame whoever gave it to you
[4:19:10 PM] Ally: no plz
[4:19:16 PM | Edited 4:19:16 PM] Jack (Ginga): throwback to atlantis having to chug a sh*t ton of water
[4:19:23 PM] *** Ally sideeyes Emile ***
[4:19:30 PM] Dean C: Do it Emile
[4:19:31 PM] Dean C: DOCIT

[4:14:18 PM] Stephen: Yo Dean I just realized if you get evicted you'll die and therefore the only person from this season who will ever get a chance to come back again is the winner
[4:14:19 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: i call my fun activites, funishments :^3
[4:14:34 PM] Nat: Ginga I only dream about people who will be awful and savage to me and leave me to the mercy of malaria invested mosquito's
[4:14:39 PM] Jack (Ginga): Damn
[4:14:43 PM] Nat: Apparently anyway
[4:14:57 PM] Dean C: Stephen well good news is I am already the winner ;)
[4:15:07 PM] Stephen: Malaria invested mosquitoes
[4:15:12 PM] Alice ~: that was oddly specific
[4:15:16 PM] Dean C: He says jokingly before everyone votes him out
[4:15:43 PM] Stephen: I'm imagining a bunch of mosquitoes in suits discussing the benefits of investing in different diseases
[4:15:44 PM] Dean C: Nat
[4:15:53 PM] Dean C: I would never leave you to malaria ridden mosquitos
[4:15:59 PM] Dean C: On purpose*
[4:16:09 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: did someone say
[4:16:12 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: SUIT
[4:16:15 PM] Jack (Ginga): reuw
[4:17:00 PM] Emile C-I: I'm waiting Ginga
[4:17:05 PM] Ahrre: Pinged by malaria
[4:17:17 PM] Jack (Ginga): Michael, in my opinion, is truly the only person here who deserves to be an all-star. Nobody here can even come close matching his level of humor, no matter how funny Dean thinks he is. Nobody can play such a perfect game, allying so many people yet escaping death every single vote like Michael can. Him and Jack being the only winners playing just shows how horrible of a winner Jack is, but to be fair, how could anyone match up to Michael? I'm glad the hosts didn't waste player slots on any sh*tty players like Trent or N1ed, but even the rest of us are sh*tty players, and we were only casted to give Michael another easy EMBB win.
[4:17:47 PM] Emile C-I: I like it
[4:17:47 PM] Michael: :$
[4:17:52 PM] Jack (Ginga): Nice.
[4:17:56 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: i hate it

The jacks have a competition on who can write a better paragraph:

[4:11:08 PM] Emile C-I: who wants to do a fun activity???
[4:11:09 PM] Jack: I have an f2 chat with Michael
[4:11:11 PM] Jack (Ginga): Me
[4:11:11 PM] Jack: ME
[4:11:14 PM] Jack: F*ck
[4:11:20 PM] Emile C-I: alright Ginga
[4:11:48 PM] Emile C-I: I want you to explain in a 100+ word paragraph why Michael is the only person here that deserves to be in all stars
[4:11:55 PM] Jack (Ginga): LMFAO alright
[4:12:02 PM] Dean C: Can I do that for fun?
[4:12:02 PM] Emile C-I: it needs to feel genuine
[4:12:04 PM] Jack: Oh come on that's tailor made for me
[4:12:05 PM] Dean C: LMAO
[4:12:17 PM] Emile C-I: y'all can do it "for fun" I guess
[4:12:22 PM] Emile C-I: but Ginga is obligated to do it
[4:12:26 PM] Jack: Fu*k yeah
[4:12:31 PM] Ally: omg I missed a fun activity
[4:12:38 PM] Zeezo: Ok
[4:12:40 PM] Zeezo: I'll do it too
[4:12:46 PM] agus strider: don't worry ally there will be plenty of milk activities later on
[4:12:47 PM] Alex Roberts: Just pour milk on urself ally
[4:12:59 PM] Nat: Jack and Dean you were in my dream and you were both really rude I just want you to know
[4:13:10 PM] Dean C: Nat am I ever rude
[4:13:12 PM] Jack (Ginga): LMFAO
[4:13:17 PM] Dean C: Also I'm pretty dreamy so
[4:13:21 PM] Dean C: I don't blame you
[4:13:24 PM] Jack (Ginga): Why doesnt nat dream about me :c
[4:13:31 PM] Jake （＊＾ω＾）♪: tbh I feel bad, that ally will never be lived down by that, so as a note to self: make someone else this season pour milk on themselves
[4:13:58 PM] agus strider: selfnote: lock jake up, make ally pour milk on herself again anyways

The caption on Alice's podium should be "lol idk if I'll run yet."

giinga - alice - tucker - bobby

Remember when I won this challenge in EMBB3 guys?



...Guys?

Vote for ginga he's our hero
He'll defeat the super-villain
Girls and games he's all about
Hoh you say? Its in the bag.
Vote for ginga you won't regret
Hell win this time
Hell never fail

Vote for bobby strong and wise
He knows what's up whats down whats right
Yes good he will defeat
The other hoh will never win.
He'll keep you safe you have his trust
If only you'd vote him now

Vote of Alice she's the queen.
You know you wanna u'll never leave
She guarantees you sweets and snacks
Down the rabbit hole goes fears and hats(???)
Although unsure it's guaranteed
If she wins she will preserver


Vote for tucker do it now
He'll slay you'll see
Don't ever doubt
He sucks and and gets things done
You cant say that about anyone
Ince he wins he will defeat
The demons crawling at his feet.

The key to this competition is making sh!tty campaign posters in ms paint

Getting sent to exile day 1 is never optimal, but I'm not giving up yet.

[8:33:08 PM] *** Dean C added Michael ***
[8:33:16 PM] Michael: Phew.
[8:33:25 PM] Michael: I'll just grab one of the cots, guys.
[8:33:26 PM] Dean C: We forgot a cast member
[8:33:50 PM] Scott: Please DO NOT add people to the house chat
[8:33:50 PM] Hotalie: omg
[8:33:52 PM] agus strider: strike 1 for dean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
[8:33:59 PM] agus strider: also I don't have admin powers et
[8:33:59 PM] *** Hotalie removed Michael from this conversation. ***
[8:33:59 PM] RPDR Obssessed: getdeanout!
[8:34:00 PM] agus strider: yet
[8:34:10 PM] Zizzler: STRIKE HIM
[8:34:10 PM] agus strider: admin me so I can mod abuse zeezo
[8:34:18 PM] Zizzler: what the
[8:34:18 PM] Dean C: Wait Nat he said you could
[8:34:22 PM] Dean C: He said
[8:34:23 PM] ahrre: BURN THE WITCH
[8:34:27 PM] Dean C: He said you were allowed
[8:34:29 PM] Hotalie: he's such a troll omg
[8:34:41 PM] cammy ☾ : [8:33 PM] Michael:

<<< Phew.
I'll just grab one of the cots, guys.
[8:34:55 PM] Hotalie: i'm crying
[8:34:57 PM] cammy ☾ : wat about me

Hard to have a social game sitting in this chat alone...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k

I make a grave error,

Can we still draft chris and agus

I'm missing a lot guys can I get an add