In the last few days I have had this scenario happen about 20 times
le ME, the blue: hmmmmmmm, fos that guy probably
That guy: I'm doc you idiot
ME: ok shoot I guess I was wrong
People: Oh DAMN the doc is outted
le time passes
That guy: Jester is probably mafia he made me out
ME: How the h*ll did I make you out? YOu outted yourself you dumb idiot
That guy: You FORCED me to OUT ! I wasnt going to out until you pressured me into outting! What the HECK man, you're MAFIA, I SAY.
ME: YOu're delusional I tell you , if you didnt want to out then WHY DID YOU OUT
That guy: BECAUSE YOU MADE ME
MORAL OF THE STORY: GROW A PAIR, SOFT SERVES