Parents, I have a message for you... Right now your kid is probably watching cartoons.
A lot of these cartoons ruin your child by thoughts that can destroy his brain and future. Thoughts such as.... Hope.
While you're sitting here carelessly playing a 10 YO web game your child is learning about hope and how to be hopeful... You should be ashamed of yourself
But we can fix this... Together. I will be working from now on on making the video of ultimate despair. Until then, I advise you to keep your child away from hopeful cartoons.
These stories pique my arousal more than the originals.
On a side note, hunch back of Notre Dame was kind of a realistic. He didn't get the girl and accepted he was an ugly pos and the handsome aristrocrat deserved the girl.
I don't think you'd ever have a disney movie with a role reversal of genders there.
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Fairy tale realities:
Repunzel hangs Prince Charming with her hair as he climbs.
Aurora wishes you left her asleep
Belle is accepting of her abusive relationship. Beast is the Big Man, and she knows she has to be put in her place sometimes.
The Prince never finds Cinderella, but he searches all of his life and dies a widow.
The dwarfs weren't letting Snow White stay for free. Every night after they returned, it was "Hi Ho, off to work you go" and you can imagine the rest
Once Tiana regains her human form, she fries the frog for her new lover.
Sonseray Studios™: Your hope and dreams are a lie and the monsters like the sunshine just fine.
To reflect the reality of life I want a Disney princess movie where Prince Charming tries to save the princess but then the princess actually digs her tower so she kills the prince and then herself
