Epicmafia

Actually harsh opinions

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Hey since Picante decided his idea of a harsh opinion is practically blowing eatemup or just calling people irrelevant and having his insults hit about as hard as a light breeze, I figured if anyone can actually cause some harsh opinions to happen it'd be me. So yeah if you actually want your feeling hurt and actually make sense according to your personality come at me.

colours

over 7 years

eh y not

athena

over 7 years

krista says

nvm dont do mine anymore i regret this

me though,

[12:41 AM] AJ ♛: dean my post on ur thread wasn't permission to roast me I will cry and get offended 100%

Jakulore

over 7 years

krista

over 7 years

nvm dont do mine anymore i regret this

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Ginga says

bully me dad

Sit down and listen to me. You're a stupid who's parents needed to put an automatic shutdown on your laptop until you were about to go into college. Your halfassed attempts at talking and flirting with girls go about as well as the hindenburg disaster. The reason you barely put any effort into flirting with girls is because you know if you actually put effort into it and tried you'd just be let down that much harder. So you try it halfassed and hope for the best but let me tell you this you little redheaded stepchild, it doesn't work. Maybe try having a personality to compliment the self deprecating jokes, it worked for me so I would know.

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jack says

deandean says

You've only ever had one good zing in your life (telling jack to think with his head and not his other head is something he needs to do, proud of you chuchu)

you're a stupid as.s

even I think it wasn't a zing, but then again, i was a flop and i don't know anything ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

athena

over 7 years

jack says

deandean says

You've only ever had one good zing in your life (telling jack to think with his head and not his other head is something he needs to do, proud of you chuchu)

you're a stupid as.s

jack only thinks w one head

jack

over 7 years

deandean says

You've only ever had one good zing in your life (telling jack to think with his head and not his other head is something he needs to do, proud of you chuchu)

you're a stupid as.s

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snip says

FIRST BOOOOOOOOT

CHUCHU! Honestly almost everything you do is cringy enough to talk about here, but your name is snip, you're probably like 14 or something, and I don't want to get myself in trouble. You've only ever had one good zing in your life (telling jack to think with his head and not his other head is something he needs to do, proud of you chuchu) but all in all don't you have Tiggy's peen to suck on or something rather than trying to be iconic? The last time you did you looked like an absolute fool. Also you were hilariously incompetent in every ORG you've been in and you deserve to be laughed at for that.

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ahrre says

Pop my bubble bby

Ok you post on this thread. You sit there and think "man I cannot wait for deandean to roast me! He's such a dashingly funny and handsome man and I'm so excited for it!". I wake up the next morning, still dashingly funny and handsome and log on, read that you posted and go "Who the everloving f*ck is this guy" and have to make a fake story to fill space. I don't know you and I don't know what you expected in a roast if I genuinely don't know who the hell you are.

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sammy says

I WAS LEFT NOBODY CARED

Sammy take the insult that I made for Bryce, minus the black part, but just make it much more flamboyant. Add an emphasis on the RuPaul thing. That's about it.

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itxLuca says

Am I relevant enough for you

Not at all.

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eatemuptigs says

me

You're just kinda bland. You do some dumb stuff, like painting your toenail for a ORG game which is hilariously stupid and absolutely humiliating, but not only that you're a Detroit Fan. And I said Ally had stockholm syndrome. I mean I can't really think of one defining trait about you, good or bad. I mean you are the dude picante would probably blow until he passes out, but other than that I don't understand it. Maybe that's the biggest insult there is. That you're not unique enough for me to really insult.

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bryce1997 says

hi

If I could roll up the stereotypical sorta quiet but "omg yas" type gay black guy all into one person I feel like that'd be you in a nutshell. You aren't fake and you and I haven't really had any substantial 1 on 1 conversations but I'm pretty sure I can watch an episode of RuPaul's drag race and get the same amount of substance.

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Ally says

ME

The only thing you want more than affection is me to start this damn thread so if you want me to do this, I'll do it. Ally every time you speak you sound like you're on the verge of tears, you probably have a mild case of Stockholm syndrome just for the amount of times you've trusted me when you clearly shouldn't have. I'm not gonna make the low joke that you're in love with me on EM but I will say that's pretty low. You blame me for costing you in SBBB but I mean this is where the Stockholm syndrome kicks in I swear. Also you said I was your type once and I'm glad that your type is autistic teenagers. Really niche group to be your type.