Epicmafia

over 7 years

Women's rights is a pretty up joke tbh.

over 7 years

DatGuiser says

My Jewish great grandfather had ADD. In the 1940s, a man named Hitler came around and put him in something called a concentration camp.

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My Jewish great grandfather had ADD. In the 1940s, a man named Hitler came around and put him in something called a concentration camp.

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Good dog.

somethingwhatever

over 7 years

AHHAHHAHHAHAHAHH

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Oh, now you're trying to back-pedal. Well guess what pal? That's not how life works. Maybe you're at a party one day huh, and maybe you say you've heard someone's joke before, and maybe they smack you upside your nose. But you didn't think about that did you? No, you never think. Next time I post something you'd better just laugh, kid.

somethingwhatever

over 7 years

i seriously didnt mean to be rude, im just saying maybe it would have more shock value if i havent heard...

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Well you know what pal sometimes you pretend you haven't heard the joke before or people don't like you. Let this be a life lesson for you, Bad Sense of Humor # 6.

somethingwhatever

over 7 years

sorry m8 maybe it was cause i heard it b4 so it didnt have shock value

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somethingwhatever says

idk how desensitized i am that i dont think that joke is thaaaaat f*cked up i feel it should be more but i just dont feel it

Okay well it has inc.est, animal abuse, bestiality, child molestation, and demeaning humor all in one paragraph. There might not be a darker joke. Maybe this reflects on your sense of humor. I'm glad I know that now, for the sense of humor thread you posted in.

Peta

over 7 years

Anthony Jeselnik is brutal.

somethingwhatever

over 7 years

idk how desensitized i am that i dont think that joke is thaaaaat f*cked up i feel it should be more but i just dont feel it

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somethingwhatever says

thats like light f*cked up tho, i can see a thin skin person think its up, so i suppose it checks all the boxes

"When I was a wee boy my grandad used to take me up in the loft. He’d take down a chest he had up there. He’d open up the chest. Do you know what was in it? A mermaid. He’d have me strip naked as a wee boy and make love to that mermaid on the floor while he watched for his sexua1 gratification. Now years later when “the old b4stard” was dead, I went back into the loft and I took down the chest and opened up. Do you know what I found in there? A dead monkey with its legs sewn together. You remind me of that monkey somethingwhatever"

-Frankie Boyle

somethingwhatever

over 7 years

thats like light f*cked up tho, i can see a thin skin person think its up, so i suppose it checks all the boxes

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somethingwhatever says

that one at least is like arguably good, at least it makes sense as a joke, although to say its f*cked up would be a stretch

"My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn’t let me hold him, she refuses. She says, ‘No way, Anthony, I’m afraid you’re gonna drop him.’ I’m 32 years old. Like I’m some kind of idiot. Like I don’t have a million other ways to hurt that baby."

-Anthony Jeselnik

somethingwhatever

over 7 years

that one at least is like arguably good, at least it makes sense as a joke, although to say its f*cked up would be a stretch

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"What's the difference between a movie theater and the army reserves? More people have died in a movie theater." -Jarrod Carmichael

somethingwhatever

over 7 years

thats the profile of a 12 yold trying to be edgy