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re: jamalken conspiracy theory

over 7 years

ive said this before but like. plissken really seems like hes trying to seem like a jamalt or smth but the discrepancies in their ways of typing (most notably phrasing, as well as errors in punctuation that pliss makes and jamal doesnt) are the type that can really only come from a botched imitation

like most people arent capable of incorrectly replicating their own typing style while still making it seem That Similar to the untrained eye?? id be able to do it but like. jamal? nah. have you seen him play guiser bc i have and hes not that great

but also i wasnt there for "plisskens 200th", so i didnt see exactly what went down btwn the two of them?? if anyone actually saw them interact lemme know

edit: see comments for further elaboration

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over 7 years

verumbark says

anyway if it turns out you guys really are the same: you get mad props from me bc from my standpoint it really doesnt seem like it


Excellent, this shows you are not as delusional and paranoid as the many users in this lobby who believe that we are the same person.


verumbark says

but also negative props for not guising bc Who Does That


Superior players.
over 7 years
but also negative props for not guising bc Who Does That
over 7 years
anyway if it turns out you guys really are the same: you get mad props from me bc from my standpoint it really doesnt seem like it
over 7 years

verumbark says

i distinctly remember reviewing a game in which you guised mrmongrel :/


Untrue as I do not disguise. You must be mistaking me for another user. I will accept your apology, however.
over 7 years
i distinctly remember reviewing a game in which you guised mrmongrel :/
over 7 years
Besides, you all are forgetting that 'Plissken' is dead and all that remains is The Artist Formerly Known As Plissken.


--TAFKAP
over 7 years
This is all true. JamalMarley is our lord and savior, we shall not question.
over 7 years

verumbark says

ive seen you guising people before actually!! you still retain your usual patterns while changing your use of caps and punctuation to fit those of your target, which is admittedly far above average but still not to my standard


Wrong. You are so wrong. This is as I never disguise when I roll disguiser as I have great influence with my name.
over 7 years
ive seen you guising people before actually!! you still retain your usual patterns while changing your use of caps and punctuation to fit those of your target, which is admittedly far above average but still not to my standard
over 7 years

verumbark says

there ya go buddy. feel free to counter any point ive made thus far


So be it.

I am the greatest player to ever grace this or any mafia simulator game. This includes when playing as disguiser.
over 7 years
there ya go buddy. feel free to counter any point ive made thus far
over 7 years

verumbark says

hey jamarley im about to unmute you but you gotta be civil


I am never anything but civil.
over 7 years
hey jamarley im about to unmute you but you gotta be civil
over 7 years

methinks someone needs a new hobby
over 7 years
idk why jamal is negging my posts lmao,, im just proving what hes insisted ever since that whole 200th ordeal: he and plissken are two different people
over 7 years
anyway this whole debacle reminds me of the "avril lavigne is dead" thread that blew up on twitter
over 7 years

dooze says

can we write jamalken fanfiction


do it
over 7 years
update: i couldve left it at op but i am nothing if not thorough. im going through the "200th" threads that both pliss and jamarley made and scrutinizing their posts

so far ive found some evidence both for and against the theory

for:
- they both use traditional and american spellings of words interchangeably (savior vs saviour, color vs colour); jamal lives in canada, where trad spellings are more common, but pliss claims to live in maryland
- proper grammar, with deviations

against:
- jamals use of the double-dash (--); he seems to favor it, whereas pliss is more likely to use ellipses
- plissken often puts a period where a comma would be better used and then starts the next sentence with a conjunction, whereas jamal wouldnt even put a comma there (ex. "Plissken is Dead. And Jamal's 200th killed him." vs "I have remained in control of this lobby since I made my first appearance here in Sandbox and I will remain the top dog of this lobby until I decide to step down.")

more to come
over 7 years
Plissken runs over to Jamal and looks him in the eye. Ken strokes Jamal's shoulders, "J-jamal, senpai. Teach me about the ... ".

He leaned in and whispered, "Church."

Jamal's eyes widened and grabbed Ken by the shoulders and pushed him against the wall.

[redacted]
over 7 years
i second this
over 7 years
can we write jamalken fanfiction
over 7 years
indeed
over 7 years
tl;dr

no