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a common question

over 7 years

a common question i get is: "vilden, why did you pretend to be a girl?"

well my answer to that is just look at fade's statistics this round and you'll see how attractive chicks tend to prosper more than men when it comes to playing epicmafia.com

over 7 years
vilden is my hero saving my feelings
over 7 years
folks need porsches hoes need abortions
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also calling me a catfish only inflates my ego more so feel free
over 7 years
This can all be easily resolved
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no one this entire round has more than two wins over me. does that mean everyone on the site is throwing for me?
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do you really think people throw for me? feel free to make a bin then. you've seen me in games and you know i genuinely try-hard throughout them.

do you think that i'm a bad player? because you know that's not true.
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vilden are you sure you're not a chick bc you b'itch and moan exactly like one
over 7 years
i don't think there's anything wrong with calling out catfish on the website. why do you think it's wrong projectmatt? we could potentially be saving cody's feelings here
over 7 years
I'm sorry for asking lol a lot of people have gender swapped in my absence
over 7 years
the world needs to watch this

https://streamable.com/rgf3k
over 7 years
its a metaphor lol dont overthink it
over 7 years
im masturbating right now
over 7 years
the only thing more questionable than pretending to be a girl on the internet is making threads calling out other people who are also potentially pretending to be a girl on the internet, tbh
over 7 years

fade says

never forget the game where vilden lynched me as his townread because he didn't want me to get another win over him


you have to be a catfish to think this way because there's no reason for me to ego lynch someone of the opposite sex just to get a win over them
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never forget the game where vilden lynched me as his townread because he didn't want me to get another win over him
over 7 years
Pretending to be a girl is literally the only reason I have any trophies.
over 7 years
Becomeclear I still remember that one game where you told some noob to shoot me and he did it and said he did it just because of the cute feminine anime avatar that you had at the time lel
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aaaaaaaa
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lets not forget dust called me a bad friend for tryharding against her
over 7 years

Nobody says

You missed a few people out




hurrr i'm nobody and i understand statistics so a sample size of 2-4 wins over opponent means something
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Becomeclear says

what if I pretend to be an attractive guy on the internet?


i will play to your wincon
over 7 years
You missed a few people out

over 7 years
what if I pretend to be an attractive guy on the internet?