thats actually the funniest way of calling me an alcoholic that ive heard yet
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isn't that the stuff that cures alcoholism?
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the correct answer is MDMA and and LSD
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im all scratchy
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I give up
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incorreect
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potato gun
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wanna guess what i ordered online thatll arrive in like 2 weeks (: ?
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I stirred the spoon of the hamburger helper: crunchy taco kind. My son: Ronny was upstairs playing his computer like every single day this last year. He plays video games alot but I think he should do something productive instead. He is a smart kid but is to lazy and doesn’t try to do things.
He came down stairs hulking like normal. I saw from his face he hadn’t shaved lately. He smiled when he looked at the food. I always let him take the food first because he takes more than half because he’s hungry and beacuse I am his father I want him to be well fed and taken care of like any good father should take care of their children.
As he walked upstairs I can’t help but feel he is a disapointment to me. Maybe I am the one that is wrong for him I could have been a better father. I could have showed him God before he became an athiest.
Then a particularly interesting drum set commercial came on.. maybe i should buy this for my son ronny..
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:)
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IN MY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE I DO NOT KNOW WHETHER OR NOT IAN THINKS ABOUT ME WHILE HE MASTURBATES
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yes
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e eryones gonna think im joking anyway haha
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wil u be mad if i tell epicmafia about how u admitted to thinking about me when u jerk off ian?
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JITTERSSSSSSSSSs
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im really anxious right now
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if I give him money for Taco Bell can I get a signed copy please