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over 7 years

Star Wars script but every time someone says lightsaber, blaster, force, dark, light, and a word with the letter Z on it it's a ramdom epicmafia game but everytime someone says a curse word it's replaced by We are number one lyrics but everytime they say " one " it's replaced with the bee movie script but everytime they say the word bee or a bee pun it's a simpsons episode backwards.

Pls give me tokens for a new roblox account
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Yes!
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Yes
over 7 years
ou received a snowball!
itshellaj...
big maf meeting
TheAsian reveals a gun and shoots itshellajeff!
itshellajeff, the snowman, went to bed and never woke up.
As read from the last will of itshellajeff: snowman should be called the neverfunsmith woooow he got hit by a snowball big deal
TheAsian
that was illu
bros402
I GOT A SNOWBALL
You received a message: The roles are... bodyguard, creepygirl, doctor, ghoul, illusionist, informant, monk, nurse, oracle, snowman, spy, traitor
bros402
SNOLO
TheAsian
DON'T HIT ME ( curse word )
over 7 years
A light wind whips at him as he adjusts several valves on a
large battered moisture / LIGHT / badtemgiv...
quote this if you think hostkilling is good
Ashe@badtemgiver
im'a burn u at the stek
Murdertra...badtemgiver saidquote this if you think hostkilling is good You are Snowman!
You are Creepy Girl!
You are Ghoul!
You are Villager!
You are Monk!
You are Oracle!
You are Bodyguard!
You are Doctor!
You are Spy!
You are Informant!
You are Illusionist!
You are Nurse!
CrowSting
spy
Eddyward
inform
Ashe
illu
Ashe
on jim
Ashe
nonoon
Ashe
dont n1 jim
over 7 years
I should have known better than to
trust the logic of a half-sized
thermocapsulary dehousing assister...
Says c3-po, and i have no idea what he's talking about, Artoo counters with an angry rebuttal as the battle rages
around the two hapless robots. A death-white wasteland stretches from horizon to horizon.
The tremendous heat of two huge twin suns settle on a lone
figure, Luke Skywalker, a farm boy with heroic aspirations
who looks much younger than his eighteen years. His shaggy
hair and baggy tunic give him the air of a simple but lovable
lad with a prize-winning smile.
over 7 years
What's that?
asks c-3po. EXT. SPACECRAFT IN SPACE

The Imperial craft has easily overtaken the Rebel Blockade
Runner. The smaller Rebel ship is being drawn into the
underside dock of the giant Imperial starship.
The nervous Rebel troopers aim their weapons. Suddenly a
tremendous blast opens up a hole in the main passageway and
a score of fearsome armored spacesuited stormtroopers make
their way into the smoke-filled corridor.

In a few minutes the entire passageway is ablaze with
laserfire. The deadly bolts ricochet in wild random patterns
creating huge explosions. Stormtroopers scatter and duck
behind storage lockers. Laserbolts hit several Rebel soldiers
who scream and stagger through the smoke, holding shattered
arms and faces.

An explosion hits near the robots.
over 7 years
Part 2 - Another blast shakes them as they struggle along their way. C3PO - Did you hear that? They've shut down
the main reactor. We'll be destroyed
for sure. This is madness! (
Rebel troopers rush past the robots and take up positions in
the main passageway. They aim their weapons toward the door. ) C3PO - We're doomed! The little R2 unit makes a series of electronic sounds that
only another robot could understand. There'll be no escape for the Princess
this time. Artoo continues making beeping sounds. Tension mounts as
loud metallic latches clank and the scream of heavy equipment
are heard moving around the outside hull of the ship.
over 7 years
To be continued
over 7 years
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over 7 years
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over 7 years
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over 7 years
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over 7 years
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee ( bee )

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over 7 years
Robbie: “Are you, uh, a real villain?”
Bobbie: “Well, uh, technically... nah.”
Robbie: “Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?”
Bobbie: “Nah.”
Robbie: “Have you ever tried a disguise?”
Bobbie: “Nah, nah...”
Robbie: “Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!”

[Hook]
Hey!
We are Number One ( One )
over 7 years
sammy saidif you're gay, delete your account
sammy
butts is such a smh
Fantasy13...
im friends with gay people
YellowPea...
if you're account, delete your gay
sammy
kick YellowPear
Fantasy13...
XD
mathew3
Why don't take a seat right there?
poptartfa...
dangit
mathew3
my grammar ( said a curse word )
over 7 years
YellowPea...
it also was really boring
TedTonate
Great pro here.
YellowPea...
Welcome great pro
Lolchurro...@TedTonate
where?
sammy
anyone here want to date
YellowPea...
i hope treebeard is a tree
YellowPea...
sure
TedTonate
here
TedTonate@TedTonate
YellowPea...
who's the date?
AmericanM...
gay people generally scumbags: True or Partially-True?
sammyAmericanMafiaBernd saidgay people generally scumbags: True or Partially-True?
sammy
true
YellowPea...
partially true
sammy
i said it a few days ago:
YellowPea...
i don't like to generalize
sammy
if you're gay, delete your account
AmericanM...sammy saidif you're gay, delete your account
Fantasy13...
partially
over 7 years
from a total
eclipse, her two moons glowing against the darkness. A tiny
silver spacecraft, a Rebel Blockade Runner firing lasers
from the back of the ship, races through space. It is pursed
by a giant Imperial Stardestroyer. Hundreds of deadly
laserbolts streak from the Imperial Stardestroyer, causing
the main solar fin of the Rebel craft to disintegrate.
An explosion rocks the ship as two robots, Artoo-Detoo (R2-
D2) and See-Threepio (C-3PO) struggle to make their way
through the shaking, bouncing passageway. Both robots are
old and battered. Artoo is a short, claw-armed tripod. His
face is a mass of computer lights surrounding a radar eye.
Threepio, on the other hand, is a tall, slender robot of
human proportions. He has a gleaming bronze-like metallic
surface of an Art Deco design. BRONZE, Z WORD- Hello
YellowPea...
Aexif
YellowPea...
you were in all of the games i hosted
YellowPea...
are you an fbi agent
aexif
no i'm james comey
YellowPea...
james communist?
YellowPea...
the first episode i saw of the simpsons was season 6 episode 1
aexif
great
YellowPea...
* the first episode of the simpsons i saw
YellowPea...
i just saw my entire life in front of my eyes
over 7 years
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...

A vast sea of stars serves as the backdrop for the main title.
War drums echo through the heavens as a rollup slowly crawls
into infinity.

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships,
striking from a hidden base, have won their first
victory against the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal
secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the
Death Star, an armored space station with enough
power to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess
Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of
the stolen plans that can save her people and
restore freedom to the galaxy...

The awesome yellow planet of Tatooine emerges from a total