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if someone says

"I apologize for being mean to you, something that you will never do because you are a di'ck and I AM A GOOD PERSON!"

is that a good apology or is that just an apology made so you can attack the other person lol

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ty for the support dykes
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sorry for telling you that you're not supposed to insult someone in your apologies if you want them to be sincere, that's my bad!
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Not gonna lie about me nope nope nope
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sometimes i think i might be part wolf

how do u know if ur a furry or not?
over 7 years
Pinche just wrote me a msg telling me how bitter I am. I'm not, Pinche actually made me laugh with this thread. He just can't get over it though. Very sad. Please people, support Pinche, give out hugs and call me a b*tch so he can feel better. <3 <3
over 7 years
Oh wait, I did use the word d'ick. I already forgot. Well here, I used it. I'm sorry for forgetting I called you a d'ick.
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ShereKhan says

I didn't use the word di'ck.


over 7 years
I do not love dr pepper, my love. You should take Pinche's side here. He probably needs the support more too ;-).
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pinche likes dr pepper more htna u so im taking his side

nwos ur chance to profess ur love for doctor pepper to win my backing sherkahzn
over 7 years
I didn't use the word di'ck. And no, I didn't take your 'apology', that finally came in your 10th message, very seriously. You know, the one where you said my English was actually pretty good for someone who's still learning?
Let's also just stop this fruitless discussion, It's getting laughable. Oh wait, it already was. Have a great day.
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I love Dr Pepper because you can mix it with so many things and get phenomenal drinks out of it
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ShereKhan says

I officially retract my formal apologies to Pinche, it's like throwing pearls to the pigs XD. LOL. Thanks for making me laugh though. I don't have to feel bad anymore about possibly offending someone. Great thread. 10/10.


Was your pearl your message where you say, I paraphrase frighteningly close, "I apologize to you, you unapologetic di'ck"
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btw for all the concerned parties, i sent her an apology and she still pm'd me angrily saying i won't apologize to her lol
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"i apologize for being mean. i'm a nice person you unapologetic swine"

ha ha ha
over 7 years
No. I doubt that would make it taste any better though.
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"If I offended you, I apologize. Something you probably won't do in return, but whatever, I'm a nice person after all."
followed by
"And I still haven't received YOUR apologies for being a di'ck."

mind you message 2 came before i even read message 1 so im confused how i'm supposed to reply to an apology with one of my own when i haven't even opened the fkin pm
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"I mean, let's not even start about you making fun of my English, when you can't even get your own punctuation straight."

this is shere asking me to apologize for saying her english sucks
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ShereKhan says

I officially retract my formal apologies to Pinche, it's like throwing pearls to the pigs XD. LOL. Thanks for making me laugh though. I don't have to feel bad anymore about possibly offending someone. Great thread. 10/10.


can i post your formal apology
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did u shake it first
over 7 years
I tried it once, it tasted disgusting imo, so I didn't really feel the need to analyze any flavours.
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sherekhan what are the flavors in dr pepper
over 7 years
I officially retract my formal apologies to Pinche, it's like throwing pearls to the pigs XD. LOL. Thanks for making me laugh though. I don't have to feel bad anymore about possibly offending someone. Great thread. 10/10.
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This is very much a secret, but below are some of the most rumored ingredients:

Vanilla
Amaretto and/or the ingredients of it (Almond, Apricot, Plum, Peach)
Caramel
Blackberry
Raspberry
Grape
Coriander
Juniper
Spikenard

Rumored flavors which are verified ingredients in Pibb Xtra, the Coca-Cola competitor of Dr. Pepper (at one time listed on coca-cola.com, since removed):

Cinnamon
Cherry

Most of the rest of the rumored flavors are the common flavors of root beer, such as:

Birch
Ginger
Sarsparilla
Allspice
Sassafrass
Wintergreen
Burdock
Dandelion
Clove
Licorice
Chocolate
Nutmeg
Anise
Molasses
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ah.. old lady nem.. lord knows ive had MY close encounters with that battleaxe
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harodihg says

im sorry for calling u fat

thank u for finding me the flavors

how the f'uck is tomato in that drink toughl


thank you fatty.