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The Blartic Expenditure

deletedover 7 years

It was a slightly warm afternoon as 8 people stood below a tree. One of them threw the noose over as they all agreed: that person had to die. the 9th person walked her up to the tree as she was mumbling something about gays doing the frickle frack under her breath. She was lynched as her will fell out of her pocket.

As read from the last will of coolkidrox: I was trickster you morons

As it became night, Bulla awoke blindfolded and slightly aroused. He could smell wax, and the slight tint of bird droppings. He splurted out "w-where am I?" He may have talked big on the internet but his introverted self could only take so much progression in his life at once. Someone took the blindfold off and sat at the opposite side of the table with a mask on.

"Hello bulla...." the man with the mask spoke, as the words rolled out of his mouth it was like a boat going down the rivers of Venice, slowly drifting on the rivers of love. He could feel the breath of the man from across the table, making bulla go stiff with excitement. "I am the chef and I was hoping to investigate you as the bad guy, but it would seem that you are the justice."

"Yeah, whatever, more importantly, what's on the menu?" Bulla said, leaning forward in his bindings. After so many failed attempts in the chatbox he felt this was his chance, finally, at getting someone to notice his slightly erectable posture and never shaven pits. Bulla's eyes widened as the man took his mask off, only to reveal themself as Artic. "WTF Artic bro I'm trying to get laid here"

Artic chuckled to himself, as if he thought of a joke in his head. He unbound Blister as Blister could properly circulate his tiny arms. "You see Bulla, tonight on the menu is roasted turkey, mashed potatoes, and you..." He said, smirking. Everyone reading this topic groaned as they knew it was far too many years until this homosexual couple actually would do something.

Bulla sat on the table as Artic whispered into his ear...

"It looks like Justice..... is served...."

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JR! Sean Kingston!

[Chorus:]
You're way too beautiful girl
That's why it'll never work
You'll have me suicidal, suicidal
When you say it's over
Damn all these beautiful girls
They only wanna do you dirt
They'll have you suicidal, suicidal
When they say it's over

[Verse 1:]
See it started at the park
Used to chill after dark
Oh when you took my heart
That's when we fell apart
Cause we both thought
That love lasts forever (lasts forever)
They say we're too young
To get ourselves sprung
Oh we didn't care
We made it very clear
And they also said
That we couldn't last together (last together)

[Refrain:]
See it's very define girl,
One of a kind
But you mash up my mind
You have to get declined
Oh Lord...
My baby is driving me crazy

[Chorus]

[Verse 2:]
It was back in '99
Watchin' movies all the time
Oh when I went away
For doin' my first crime
And I never thought
That we was gonna see each other (see each other)
And then I came out
Mami moved me down South
Oh I'm with my girl
Who I thought was my world
It came out to be
That she wasn't the girl for me (girl for me)

[Refrain and chorus]

[Verse 3:]
Now we're fussin'
And now we're fightin'
Please tell me why
I'm feelin' slighted
And I don't know
How to make it better (make it better)
You're datin' other guys
You're tellin' me lies
Oh I can't believe
What I'm seein' with my eyes
I'm losin' my mind
And I don't think it's clever (think it's clever)

[Chorus]