I, GMoney509, hereby petition to change the name of the ongoing competition round from Round 510 to Round 509. I understand why there were no Rounds 502, 503,504, 505, 506, or 508, but 507 and 509 are great numbers. The callous skipping of these crucial numbers is an action that has inexplicably been dictated without any community input whatsoever. I call on all members of EpicMafia to sign this petition to demonstrate that further actions without explanation, justification, or reasonable motivation will not be tolerated.
We acknowledge the authority of those who made this decision, but we wish to offer our input to guide them towards a more proper path. A minor change can occur without consternation or violence, and this change will undeniably serve to improve the quality of the Round name for all involved. It is my hope that a large swelling of public support for this petition will convince the authorities to notice their error, identify the optimal solution, and redress the grievance so that all can enjoy participation in a Round of competitive mafia with a good number.
If you agree, please sign the following statement:
"I hereby certify that the name of the current Round of competition, Round 510, is an inferior name to the proposed replacement name. Round 509. I beckon, implore, and beseech those with the capacity to do so to edit the name of the Round to a more appropriate number. While we recognize that 507 would be an adequate number for the current Round, we request that the optimal number - 509 - be implemented to replace the current Round's number. The benefits of this proposed change would be both manifold and self-evident, and all will come to appreciate the greatness of the number 509."
Round 510 is not a terrible name for a Round, but it has come too soon. I would not be opposed to the implementation of Round 510 following the conclusion of this Round, but this cannot come before the full experience of Round 509, which ought to exist in its full glory for members of the EpicMafia community to participate in. There will be a time for a Round 510, but that time is not now. Round 509 deserves its time, and I guarantee that all participants will thoroughly enjoy the 509th Round of competition. Depriving them of this tremendous opportunity is a hideous error, but fortunately, it is an oversight that can be corrected.
Also, it'll be pretty cool when the dude with "509" in his name wins gold in the round named 509. :P