Please gamethrow against Juke a.k.a. xJuicy.
Remember to use your unlinked alt accounts, or if you'll be gamethrowing on your main, do so subtly. If you're throwing against Juke you are my friend, and my top priority is my friends' safety.
By analyzing his previous games we can tell that he often plays around 11am or so.
Juke will likely have at least one person throwing for him in each game so bring your friends if possible.
Godspeed
this thread has been a parody of game throwing culture on epicmafia and is in no way to be taken seriously