Hello readers, Memeryga, Investigative Journalist here and I would like to announce the opening of our new journal, the Epicmafia Tribune. We will talk about anything related to Epicmafia and bring you stories you won't hear anywhere else. Please contact me with any information you would like to report on. We will keep you anonymous!
Story 1: Return the Slab Investigation
As many of our readers already know, the site was hacked with the intention of getting Arcbell unbanned. It was believed before to be the work of Arcbell himself, a notoriously excellent programmer. However, The Epicmafia Tribune has discovered the full story and would like to share it with you. The plan to hack into and deface the site was begun by Arcbell but he did not do the actual hacking. The real hacker was former EM moderator, eris AKA describe. He used a vulnerability in the moderator system to accomplish his goals. He deleted his account "describe" and then used it to do moderator actions without Edark being able to see it. This is possible because deleting a moderator account doesn't boot it off the moderator team which means that a moderator can stay a moderator while their account is deleted. He used this exploit to deface the site. Arcbell was later unbanned because site moderators thought that he didn't deserve to be banned. Eris was later sitebanned!
Story 2: "Opinion" Thread Madness
A new trend has captivated EM users around the site. This trend is making an "opinion thread" and it goes like this: users will open a thread and tell users to ask for their opinion of them, than other users will post in that thread and the user will give their opinion. EM user, "Arcbell", started the trend and many others have followed in his parth, including the writer of this article, Memeryga. If you would like to hear my opinion of you, please post here: https://epicmafia.com/topic/83695
Story 3: Baal
Who the hell is Baal? That's the question on alot of users minds tonight as we contemplate who is this guy? I was first intrigued by this man posting about vilden: Post below: and having such a strong opinion about him. I reported him for being a banned user here --> https://epicmafia.com/report/213295, but it was no viod. He then later reported me but I don't know what it was for because the report was deleted.
Here's his post on vilden: "Vilden you're a 26 year old balding small pecker paranoid schizophrenic druggie who can't hold a job or a friend for more than a few months because you constantly pump out ideas no one agrees with and never reciprocate any kind of generosity. You're lazy and hold your own opinion in the highest regard despite being a dumbass.
When Krystal broke up with you for being a total to her while she was at her most vulnerable you straight up told her that if she didn't continue to have sex with you, you'd out her nudes.
You have no money and instead of getting a job you consider beneath you, you ask your friends for loans you know you can't pay back then stop responding to them when they ask why you haven't repaid it."
Editor's Note: I'm gonna start doing interviews and different stuff, so hmu if you wanna get interviewed or have some info
