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Post to be challenged to a duel, or challenge someone else who has posted to a duel.

Say, I challenge (player) to a duel

These will be pokemon style duels where you are given hitpoints and a list of possible moves to choose from each turn.

Good luck.

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Putting blister's Toe Stub through because he's so weak willed that I'm letting his enemy pick his move for him (jk he picked it in advance in a previous post). elephantasm and bulla both take 30 damage.

elephantasm's turn:

- Abstraction +1
- Endless Debate
- Self Deprecate
- Hypothetical Shift
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we need a redpimp007
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Also it's whitepimp's turn, pick one

- Magic Ban (he'll think of a reason later)
- Forensic Analysis
- White Wedding
- Pimp Hand
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Out underage romance
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Arcbell says

use Gerry Strike. Gerry planks for you and you pick him up by his feet and whack whitepimp with him. Whitepimp would lose 10 hp but you are negged -10 from Whitepimp's neg bot, so Whitepimp loses 0 hp. Gerry Strike now deals 15 mod damage instead of 10, since Gerry gains influence over time


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elephantasm says


Arcbell says


elephantasm says

arcbell, realtalk, is there any pokemon type other than autistic and naughtistic?


There's autistic, weeb, cheater, normal, mod, and hacker type pokemon. Maybe more if I think of them.


am I a dual weeb/autistic type when I evolve


You're already a dual weeb/autistic type pokemon.
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Mori says


Arcbell says

sorry Mori, forgot. It's your turn:

- Bide
- Deny Cheating
- Anime Love Potion
- Gerry strike


I choose Gerry Strike :D


You use Gerry Strike. Gerry planks for you and you pick him up by his feet and whack whitepimp with him. Whitepimp would lose 10 hp but you are negged -10 from Whitepimp's neg bot, so Whitepimp loses 0 hp. Gerry Strike now deals 15 mod damage instead of 10, since Gerry gains influence over time.
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bulla says

is it still my turn? can i give her the stubby?


stubby, same thing
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Arcbell says

oh sorry Bulla I think I forgot yours again

- Toe Stub
- Poop Sling
- Cheat
- Youtube slam


he wants to "give [obj.] the stubbing"
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Arcbell says


elephantasm says

arcbell, realtalk, is there any pokemon type other than autistic and naughtistic?


There's autistic, weeb, cheater, normal, mod, and hacker type pokemon. Maybe more if I think of them.


am I a dual weeb/autistic type when I evolve
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Antidote uses Work Out and becomes stronger, gaining 5 hp and attack power.

Merlot/Bebop's turn

Merlot:

- Mod Abuse
- Watch Anime
- Start Cheating Investigation
- Throw Bebop

Bebop:

- Clever GIF
- Sandbox Ban
- Throw Merlot
- Incite Riot
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peach I challenge you
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Arcbell says

sorry Mori, forgot. It's your turn:

- Bide
- Deny Cheating
- Anime Love Potion
- Gerry strike


I choose Gerry Strike :D
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Arcbell says

Becomeclear uses Autistic Hyper Beam, jess loses 55 health. You will revert to your normal form after 1 more Autism Special.

Jess' turn, pick one:

- Bubbly Personality
- Lobby Ban
- Watch Anime
- The Anime Awakens


LOBBY BAN THAT HOBO
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i would like pls to engage in a d-d-d-d-d-duel
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oh sorry Bulla I think I forgot yours again

- Toe Stub
- Poop Sling
- Cheat
- Youtube slam
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Gimme movements so i can pwn tartosis
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Projectmatt uses Pen Pal, you send a message to your pen pal asking them to visit sweetnkind's house and snap her neck. Countdown remaining: 4 turns.

SnK's turn, pick one:

- Steal Neopets
- Out Underage Romance
- Locate address
- Imbibe
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Becomeclear uses Autistic Hyper Beam, jess loses 55 health. You will revert to your normal form after 1 more Autism Special.

Jess' turn, pick one:

- Bubbly Personality
- Lobby Ban
- Watch Anime
- The Anime Awakens
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Whitepimp007 says


Arcbell says


Merlot says

I choose to use Double Team.


You summon Bebop in to battle with you. It's now 2 against 1. Bebop also has 80 hp, and you need him to post to choose his abilities.

Antidote, your turn, pick one:

- Fortune 500
- Dethy Strike
- Drain Soul
- Work Out


You better work out, brah. Speaking of, I benched 200 and squatted 300 today. Mahgains


Nice homeboy you'll be benchin 4 plates and squatting 6 before you know it
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tsk
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yes infin is normal. normal and weeb type pokemon have no interactions
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Arcbell says


Merlot says

I choose to use Double Team.


You summon Bebop in to battle with you. It's now 2 against 1. Bebop also has 80 hp, and you need him to post to choose his abilities.

Antidote, your turn, pick one:

- Fortune 500
- Dethy Strike
- Drain Soul
- Work Out


I work out
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pls I is weeb and/or cheater
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Arcbell says


elephantasm says

arcbell, realtalk, is there any pokemon type other than autistic and naughtistic?


There's autistic, weeb, cheater, normal, mod, and hacker type pokemon. Maybe more if I think of them.


im a weeb type pokemon right? what is infin normal?