librarian of course owed to your contributions to sandbox literature
Heartbreaker because you told me you loved me and then posted that.
fool because love is a lie...
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Thief because like my heart you just stole all the good puns for everyone else...
Penguin because you granted me the gift of sad news
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Santa because every day with you is a gift
Spy because you have so many contacts
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judge because ur opinion is always double it's worth to me
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Treestump because after losing like that you had to branch out to new strategies and git gud(ur welcome)
Paranoid cop because you're always worrying about how badly I will beat you in Jotto
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Voodoo because saying those words just once sends chills of excitement down my spine....
Nilla because you make the worst exciting
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Loudmouth because all sandbox can hear these days is all this PDA
Ventriloquist because you make me do things I wouldn't do normally
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Bomb because you blow my mind
Bride, because it's our future
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Lightkeeper because without you I can't see which path is the right one to take
Doctor, because you heal my problems
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Silencer, because after seeing you you left me speechless.
Cultist, because you converted my whole world
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Oracle, because all you ever want is for me to be nekkid
Cthulu
EDIT: No 'why' necessary. You're practically a god
