wtf i want 3 pounds of reeses pieces

I went rowing one day with Ian and Tommy. I remember what a scared child Tommy was, he urinated on himself the first day of kindergarten and everyone called him Tommy McPissPants afterwards. But Ian never treated Tommy any differently, to Ian Tommy was just beautiful sweet Tommy, even after he killed all those hookers and dumped them in the everglades.

You dare judge him?

I remember this one day when Ian found a man on the side of the road, bleeding badly, he cradled him softly, whispering words of kindness into his ears, before he raised the rock and cracked his skull.

You condemn this man who is so merciful??

Great father in the sky weeps, because fat hot pocket eating moderators ban the chosen one, who will bring peace between the whites and red man.

Ian taught me how to autism
or was it thecolonel... I just dont know anymore...

When I was 31 Ian took me on a sight seeing tour of Yosemite national park and pointed out all the old indian trails to me and taught me the natural, secret history of the place. Afterwards we met with his Shaman and got totally baked on peyote.

And yet you condemn this man who has done so much to this life??

Charley did you know about my candy bribe?

Tommy would be proud. Bless him.

i knew it j

Whitepimp007 says

Can confirm homosexual, he is cheating on her with me.

knew it!!!!!

Ian taught me to ride a bike, it was a beautiful spring day and I had recently just lost my virginity, at the age of 33, when Ian visited me and taught me, a poor sheltered autismal man, how to ride a bike, a skill I had not learned in all my years of life.

How can you keep a man like that banned you monsters??

Charley is just a beard and not a very good one.

Ian is a cult of personality ban evading and pretending to be someone else just wouldn't be the same.

local man spends 3 days talking to himself on epicmafia complaints forum because he can't figure out how to just ban evade

Can confirm homosexual, he is cheating on her with me.

Sometimes homosexual men marry women to seem straight. Keeping Ian banned sort of undermines his efforts though.

can confirm not homosexual we are married.

probably takes it up the *ss

probably has a lisp and stuff

i took a look at his profile and i think it's because he's a homosexual

nathan

who is it who doesn't want him unbanned anyway

i would like to be able to stop posting things if that is possible bebop

i'm glad you're having fun. it's gonna be a while before he stops being mad

my mind's telling me noooooooo
but my body
but my body's
telling me yeeeessssssssssssss

i think we should unban him but at the same time i want him to keep posting here because it's hilarious