Epicmafia

busty teen goes off the deep end

almost 9 years

busted* sry typo lol

i just ended my relationship of 9 months and ive never felt like it was a more appropriate time for me to whine on the epicmafia forums to a bunch of internet strangers

my life is falling apart i got horrifyingly black out drunk two nights ago and now i'm having tremors and i keep finding new bodily wounds i look like i got run over by a car

someone give me a will to live??? wht do it do?????? 50000000999000000000

also i want to therapeutically draw pokemon post here and ill turn u into one

peach

almost 9 years

also thank u mori :-)

peach

almost 9 years

Calvin says

on the off chance thecolonel is ian please unban him

imo only unban thecolonel on the off chance that he *isn't* ian

spacechupi

almost 9 years

pls draw me as pokemon; no need for therapy

Betrayal

almost 9 years

Do hardcore drugs. Nobody is ever unhappy while injecting heroin into their veins.

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can amish people drink alcohol Hershberger

Mori

almost 9 years

You can't self medicate with alcohol because alcohol is not a medication.

Hershberger

almost 9 years

projectmatt says

ftr i recommend therapy because it sounds like youre self-medicating with alcohol and it can be super useful to talk to a professional when youre that distressed, but it isn't for everyone.

Telling someone they're self-medicating with alcohol is like telling them they're location-traveling in their car. What's the point?

Mori

almost 9 years

(Hacker voice) I'm in

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only if you're mentally challenged

Mori

almost 9 years

Can I be adopted by you too

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please bring back my adopted mentally challenged little brother back to epicmafia mods

Mori

almost 9 years

He denied it over and over but I do think it was him

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on the off chance thecolonel is ian please unban him

Mori

almost 9 years

thecolonel wouldn't throw for me, and I need my GT squad to aggravate Pranay

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because bselser is hot

glow

almost 9 years

why did we trade thecolonel for bselser

Antidote

almost 9 years

Here's what you do:

Go to your local hardware store and buy some steel wire and super glue. Tie the steel wire around your neck, then super glue your hands to the side of your head and jump from a substantial height. The steel wire will cut clean through your neck and when someone finds your body it'll look like you ripped your fkn head off.

BSelser

almost 9 years

Draw me as snorlax btw.

BSelser

almost 9 years

Becomeclear says

Don't get drunk alone*

This.
I misstapped and wanted to edit ZZ.

Mori

almost 9 years

Can I become a pokemon btw. I consider myself a Rockruff

Becomeclear

almost 9 years

Don't get drunk alone*

BSelser

almost 9 years

Dont get drunk.

Becomeclear

almost 9 years

peach is a big girl I've faith that she can handle herself

Mori

almost 9 years

Not everyone handles certain situations the same way, what might be terrible to me might be nothing to you, and viceversa. Doesn't mean you can't have empathy towards someone who is having a hard time.

Peach, I don't know whether this is 'bait' like someone else said, but if it's not, just know you are very young and you'll have plenty of time to meet someone who will rock your world and make you happy. I know it's hard now, but I promise you won't feel this way forever.

What might help you now is self care, take a bubble bath, try a new perfume out, experiment to try to find a new hobby. Remember to take it one step at a time and love yourself first and foremost.

BSelser

almost 9 years

I played monopoly too, good times.