Hey, you filthy cucks, its the brilliant, sexy, young, charismatic, attractive, bang your sister, investigative journalist here. Bringing the news to the people! I'm back to once again reiterate that I am literally Jesus Christ, I am literally Mahatma Gandhi, and you are all a bunch of cucks.
Except sweetnkind, she's bae
Let's get right to the Neeeooooows!
Top story: Arcbell hacked the site and is a goofy little dweeb, please ban
Also, sweetnkind is still bae
That's the news!