jk , no milfs here. that was just a clever trick. i'm jacked up on adhd meds rn and i need to sleep but it's just not realistic currently. so: what do i do when insomnia strikes ? i spew my internet splooge all over epicmafia.com for the world to see
post here and i'll rank u on how much u suck
go!!!
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most suck
ark
poa (idk u but u are currently most suck bc ur avi is super gay sry)
juke (2nd most suck cause u say bait too much, this is subject to change)
dyl
notabanneduser
prayag
coolkidrox123
blacksnakemoan
bselser
skepticism
becomeclear (gives good head)
dag
yoyo200900 (u have been moved up the ranks to prevent a tragic loss of life. call 1-800-273-8255)
Treat me like a HotPocket I've been thinking about the 2 minutes you'll spend covered In that microwave, baby
Was watching the FoodNetwork Saw some brown buttery stuff filling the inside of that Pastry, and then I— ooh
Came into the kitchen fast I had to go hard Whip out the compote, butter Maybe a little bit of cooking sherry "Yeah, you're gonna like that— Y-You're a slimy little girl aren't you?" (I noticeably cringe, there) I still can't wait for date night
Later, I grab some condoms "Condoms for two, please", I say to the man at the counter He doesn't hear me yet, though So I speak up louder now I said "CONDOMS FOR MY PASTRY AND I...", red faced, Panting harder as he swings The cold of the floor felt like The cool home of my Fila dough
the thread is called 'post to be ranked', so u can imagine how i might be so presumptuous as to rank u ... after u posted .. but i'll remove ur name lol
