Epicmafia

post for ranking (milfs inside!!!)

over 8 years

jk , no milfs here. that was just a clever trick. i'm jacked up on adhd meds rn and i need to sleep but it's just not realistic currently. so: what do i do when insomnia strikes ? i spew my internet splooge all over epicmafia.com for the world to see

post here and i'll rank u on how much u suck

go!!!

most suck

ark

poa (idk u but u are currently most suck bc ur avi is super gay sry)

juke (2nd most suck cause u say bait too much, this is subject to change)

dyl

notabanneduser

prayag

coolkidrox123

blacksnakemoan

bselser

skepticism

becomeclear (gives good head)

dag

yoyo200900 (u have been moved up the ranks to prevent a tragic loss of life. call 1-800-273-8255)

odin

yachi

escurai

thecolonel

arcbell

edark

skepticism's poem

bebop

cozy

sweetnkind

least suck

D3xTr0m3th0rph4n

over 8 years

peach

over 8 years

Skepticism says

Rate me, then my poem

done & done

deletedover 8 years

Rate me, then my poem

peach

over 8 years

Becomeclear says

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deletedover 8 years

Oooo... ooo ... ooo

Yeah. That's nice.

Treat me like a HotPocket
I've been thinking about the 2 minutes you'll spend covered
In that microwave, baby

Was watching the FoodNetwork
Saw some brown buttery stuff filling the inside of that
Pastry, and then I— ooh

Came into the kitchen fast
I had to go hard
Whip out the compote, butter
Maybe a little bit of cooking sherry
"Yeah, you're gonna like that—
Y-You're a slimy little girl aren't you?"
(I noticeably cringe, there)
I still can't wait for date night

Later, I grab some condoms
"Condoms for two, please", I say to the man at the counter
He doesn't hear me yet, though
So I speak up louder now
I said "CONDOMS FOR MY PASTRY AND I...", red faced,
Panting harder as he swings
The cold of the floor felt like
The cool home of my Fila dough

Oooo... ooo... yeah that's some good sh!t

Becomeclear

over 8 years

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peach

over 8 years

Becomeclear says

in my defense I give good head

the people have spoken. congratulations on ur new ranking

ark

over 8 years

;------;

Becomeclear

over 8 years

in my defense I give good head

Dag

over 8 years

this is a social social experiment

Dag

over 8 years

peach

over 8 years

the thread is called 'post to be ranked', so u can imagine how i might be so presumptuous as to rank u ... after u posted .. but i'll remove ur name lol

thecolonel

over 8 years

Dyl says

make sure i'm at the top XD

i thought you were a bottom

expose

over 8 years

I didn't ask to be ranked as I've never had a single conversation with you in all my years on this site.

However, escubae deserves to be higher up : 3

peach

over 8 years

updated