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Which Harry Potter Object Are You?

DarthMelvin

over 7 years

Im the Black Thorn due my little curve tot he tip ;)

Escurai

over 7 years

Becameclear says

nice thread you got here.. it'd be a shame if someone.........

You seem to love then hate then be indifferent to me and have many different flavours, you are Bertie Bot's Every Flavour Beans

mindful

over 7 years

juke says

Hello I am Draco

this was the first thing my roommate said about you

Escurai

over 7 years

Merlot says

i want one

ur name is a fukin grape and ur probably an alcoholic or smth, you are the Goblet of Fire

Dag

over 7 years

juke says

Hello I am Draco

accurate

Merlot

over 7 years

i want one

Escurai

over 7 years

juke says

Hello I am Draco

You try to rek people in leg but end up reking urself you are Ron Weasley's wand

Escurai

over 7 years

Bebop says

that cgi hasn't aged well

You are a mod and punish naughty bois you are an Anti Cheating Quill

deletedover 7 years

Escurai says

Recidivism says

I give myself Severus Snape.

"Always."

men are not sex objects despite how hot they may be when teaching potions, this is not an acceptable answer

I'm Severus Snape because I spend my entire life trying to make people I love happier than I am, but then in the end everyone hates me and I get eaten by a snake.

juke

over 7 years

Hello I am Draco

Bebop

over 7 years

Bebop

over 7 years

smh

Becameclear

over 7 years

nice thread you got here.. it'd be a shame if someone.........

Bebop

over 7 years

that cgi hasn't aged well

Escurai

over 7 years

Dag says

what about me?

ur a massive snake, you are the Baselisk

Escurai

over 7 years

Recidivism says

I give myself Severus Snape.

"Always."

men are not sex objects despite how hot they may be when teaching potions, this is not an acceptable answer

Bebop

over 7 years

???????

prayag

over 7 years

Escurai says

prayag says

give me something

You fold every round, get one god hand and think you are the best at poker when em gives you consecutive straights, you are Liquid Luck

looooool.. someone's still salty they got fked over so bad

deletedover 7 years

I give myself Severus Snape.

"Always."

Dag

over 7 years

what about me?

Escurai

over 7 years

prayag says

give me something

You fold every round, get one god hand and think you are the best at poker when em gives you consecutive straights, you are Liquid Luck

deletedover 7 years

elephantasm says

harry potter is not literature and you should try reading something that isn't harry potter when you feel like it.

Well first of all it is literature,

second of all I read the complete works of Kurt Vonnegut, Bukowski, and Joseph Heller before I graduated high school

And third of all, the last thing you want after you've been cheated on is to immerse yourself in the nihilistic philosophies I used to enjoy, when I could still enjoy them.

prayag

over 7 years

give me something

Escurai

over 7 years

Recidivism says

Escurai says

is harry potter not a big thing outside of the uk??

No it definitely is, I bought the cursed child to try to help me get over being cheated on before I realized I've lost all of the passion I had for reading growing up and I can't be sober long enough to enjoy literature like I used to.

Sorry to hear :( I think I've reread the books at least twice every year and can probably recite the first page of the philosopher's stone by now.

You seem to have a lot of romantic energy to give out, you are Amortentia

deletedover 7 years

I used to read multiple books a week and I don't think I've actually read for pleasure in well over a year nor do I think I can still derive enjoyment from reading.

That feels pretty sh.itty