after work yesterday, one of my coworkers and best friends asked me if i wanted to hang out and grab some drinks. that seemed innocent and fine, but then his vibe and the type of questions he was asking ("do you like kids?", "do you still talk to your ex?" "you really remind me of my ex", "haha wouldn't we make a great couple?") felt like more than the usual just-two-ppl-getting-to-know-each-other-better-type convo
to be honest, i don't want a relationship with him because he's just not my type. he's cute but he's like 5'7 and i think that we get along better as friends instead. he does really nice things for me like when i show up late at the lab he'd have everything set up for me and he buys me food during his lunch hour so i dont have to waste my lunch hour waiting in line at the cafeteria. and in return i hang out with him by letting him take me out every other sunday.
i really dont want to hurt his feelings because i dont want to lose that special friendship that we share. so i'm at an impasse. i'd be a terrible person if i just led him on but at the same time it's cool to have a guy friend who i feel like i'm in a fairly equal and balanced friendship with and i don't want to lose that.
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I think he wants to r@pe you, be on your toes around him!
Time for me to go get screwed. People of epicmafia i hope ur having fun day drinking & vomitting all over ur target clearance outfits (and whatever else you people like to do)
Lol downvoting my comments becsuse im a real girl??
Im gonna find a youtube vid of how to tie hanging knots and link it to all yall sad a$$ karma wannabee hoes.
Ok i was gonna write more but i remembered half yall got beaten senseless as kids so i rlly want to take it upon myself to care for your nostalogical care. Bang x
LMFAO Okay. I didn't want to say anything but here I go: this truly is pathetic. I thought I'd seen it all on this sorry website but apparently I was wrong. You sad, pitiful cuckholds spend every waking hour jerking off to fake internet drama, and I'm just here, a little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and the magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
LMAOOO ok you need to stop EVERYONE knows youre a little boy that no man will ever be interested in so go get a butchers knife, cut your balls and give it to someone whos infertile so they can actually make use to those tiny balls, because all youre doing with them is tucking them between ur legs so you could pretend you have a vjj infront of the mirror
Isn't it amusing how sonseray has gone from ridiculing ppl abt how he's "6'7 and gets laid a lot with his gf who he loves" and insulting people who have online friendships/relationships, to then posting about how his girlfriend cheated on him in the only place where he can, which is epicmafia? You're a massive fkin hypocrite man
lets be honest the only way to break it off w/o hurting his feelings is telling him you're lesbian
deletedalmost 8 years
Please repost this answer in the reddit thread you c/p'd the OP from so that they know
deletedalmost 8 years
" i'd be a terrible person if i just led him on but at the same time it's cool to have a guy friend who i feel like i'm in a fairly equal and balanced friendship with and i don't want to lose that."
ya but hes probably only acting the way he does because he wants to get into ur pants
tell him ur not interested in him romantically/sexually and see if he continues to be as good of a friend
