Having to eat in general is just terrible. Like, congrats. You're a grown-up. Now you have to pay money for stuff you don't even want because without it, you'd die. Also, if you get the wrong stuff you'll get fat and die. The right stuff will kill you if you don't cook it correctly and it's usually more expensive than the wrong stuff. Cooking correctly means dishes, which you have to wash and put away. AND to even get this food you have to get dressed, drive to the store, pick it all out, pay (probably too much) money for it, put it all in your car, and then drive back home where you get to carry it inside and put it all away. It's like 20 chores all rolled into one. Oh! And it goes bad if you don't eat it in time and if it goes bad, you just wasted whatever money you spent on it. Then you get to pay a company to take away the garbage that you paid to make. I really dislike grocery shopping. :(
How do you expect Seth to have time to stop the trolley when he's busy having sex with his girlfriend whom he loves because he's a 6'7 male that gets laid a lot?
Why would Seth be envious of anyone when he's a 6'7 attractive male who gets laid a lot? Do you know what it feels like to be 6'7 with a hot girlfriend whom you love and sex with regularly?
deletedalmost 8 years
idk after i got married and getting laid was always on the table..i gradually dreaded having to please my wife. it became a chore.
i was just like...GOD I JUST WANNA PLAY MY EPICMAFIA GOD LEAVE ME ALONE WOMAN
What would a 6'7 dominant male called Seth - who gets laid a lot and is in love with his girlfriend, who he has sex with a lot - think of you for regularly posting on this website and wasting a drastically high percentage of your waking years in doing so?
deletedalmost 8 years
im just boo. im a sandboxer so you probably don't know me
What would a 6'7 dominant male called Seth - who gets laid a lot and is in love with his girlfriend, who he has sex with a lot - think of you for regularly posting on this website and wasting a drastically high percentage of your waking years in doing so?
The time I waste here is not counted because I do this to bully others out of my own enjoyment. My girlfriend - who I love by the way - knows about this but doesn't really care because I'm a 6'7 male who gets laid a lot and we'll have sex later while you're still posting in this thread.
Yes Boo but did you know Becomeclear played 15 orange hearts a day for a whole week and essentially spends his life on epicmafia whilst I'm having sex with an amazing girl who I love and don't deserve?
deletedalmost 8 years
ok well savor it while you can because taller people generally have shorter lifespans.
Yes but I'm a 6'7 attractive male who is too busy having sex to order things online or even answer the door, because if I'm not having sex then I'm sitting in deep contemplation about how much I love my girlfriend and don't deserve her even though I'm a 6'7 male who gets laid a lot
deletedalmost 8 years
split amazon prime between your friends, then sign up for amazon fresh. groceries delivered weekly to your house. boom