Epicmafia

Profound Analogies

almost 8 years

Though I admit this is starting out because of how hilarious Xerox's cheating on vacation analogy was:

It is like you live in africa, decide to go to the north pole, but you start drinking water with ice and you like it. And there is plenty of ice and water around...

I think it would actually be fun to see who can come up with the best analogies.

So here's a thread!

Post your own favorite analogies or people can post things that they want an analogy of and we see what comes out of them....

Whitepimp007

almost 8 years

I want to type out a paragraph of random crap comparisons to make fun of him, but nothing will come close to what he actually already said. Someone get him some help.

JeffreyAaron

almost 8 years

Yes, Whitepimp.

https://epicmafia.com/topic/82874?page=9&post_highlight=2824854

Whitepimp007

almost 8 years

JeffreyAaron says

xxerox1m 22s
You live in Africa - EM. You play em - drink water with ice. You go to the north pole - argentina. You drink ice water on the north pole which is kind of stipid since its cold anyway - you play epic mafia in argentina even if its stupid not to enjoy your vacation. There is planty of water and ice around. - Epic Mafia isn't going anywhere, so you will continue playing it.

Playing EpicMafia can also be replaced with cheating.

He actually said this? LMAO

xxerox

almost 8 years

Playing epic mafia is like a cancer. The more you play, the harder is to remove your presence from the site.

deletedalmost 8 years

background: Schmidt is concerned about his skills in bed after leaving a recent lover unsatisfied; So he consults a gynecologist for pointers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SKFlb8cHjY

JeffreyAaron

almost 8 years

xxerox1m 22s
You live in Africa - EM. You play em - drink water with ice. You go to the north pole - argentina. You drink ice water on the north pole which is kind of stipid since its cold anyway - you play epic mafia in argentina even if its stupid not to enjoy your vacation. There is planty of water and ice around. - Epic Mafia isn't going anywhere, so you will continue playing it.

Playing EpicMafia can also be replaced with cheating.

JeffreyAaron

almost 8 years

Here are some I found online for a jumpstart....

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

The pain of a hangover is a bit like the pain of love in that it was worth it, presuming you had some good times and great memories to take away from it.

These are pretty sucky but I trust there are enough messed up minds on this site to create some good ones.