I am the franchise owner and operator of the Denny’s on 55th street and Wilbur Ave.
I am the proud owner of a rare anime phone case.
Everyone is jealous of its beauty.
They try to sneak a peek at it during work but I won’t let them.
You have to work hard for what you want in life.
One day, I tell them, you will have your own Denny’s and your very own anime phone case - if you work hard enough.
I can see the envy in their eyes.
They do not have the courage nor the faith to believe me.
They’re too horny for my phone.
I cover it in sticky syrup every morning so they’ll get their hands dirty when they try to grab it out my back pocket.
Now my pants are a sweet mess.
No one wants to touch me.
It’s lonely at the top sometimes.
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