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am i dying?

almost 8 years

i have extremely low blood pressure just had to rush to hosp for blood test cause my doctor is 'concerned' and he has scared me the little dweeb and i have shooting chest pains and stomach ache, anybody here a doctor? am i dying yet?

almost 8 years
you're dying

f
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im a doctor and you're dying sorry
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sounds like malnutrition to me

are you poor?
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bye lol
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ask ur real doctor tho
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Bebop says

webmd says colon cancer rip


HELP NO ITS DEFINITELY JUST AUTISM
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webmd says colon cancer rip
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Anyway, I'm explaining what autism is:
Autism is a very ancient disease created by Satan himself. Once someone is infected, Satan can mind-control that person, being able to make them say some specific words or actions. When they are not being controlled by lucid, they're "doing their best".
Once Satan manages to control the world, humanity will suffer and a new reign of terror will emerge from the sub-world.
Now to the important stuff, how can I get autism? There's 2 simple ways of getting it! The first one consists in vaccinating yourself. They say you're protected against tetanus but you're actually being infected with autism. I guess you already figured out doctors are evil.

luis4rod says

lucid is a doctor


The second way and final way is to read what I just typed. You managed to go this far? Wow, sux2bu.
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that means you're so autist that satan already controls your blood pressure
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thanks all for ur concern volta told me its autism no need to worry
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hope you can be reborn as a vampire queen
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it's lupus
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sounds like tuberculosis youre going to die
type f to pay respects in this thread
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where's phillip wang at he has a medical degree
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lucid is a doctor
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send help my way